We're sisters

Brandon

Monday

Kylie
I was on the crate. Liv, Raquel and Dom walked over. I said what? Dom said you're about to cut a promo. I said I wasn't aware. Liv said well that's weird. I said guess I'll just have to give a genuine response. Liv said oh yay. The cameraman walked over and said 3...2...1. They walked in frame. I said ugh! The three Rhea Ripley wannabes what do y'all want? Liv said I'm not a Rhea Ripley wannabe. I looked her up and down and said keep telling yourself that dollar general Rhea Ripley. Liv turned red. Dom said hey! She came to ask you something. I said what do you want? Liv backed up and said so I know you don't like me. I said wow you figured that all out on your own without the help of dumb and dumber over here. Raquel and Dom looked annoyed. Liv said I was wondering if you'd be willing to join team raw for the smackdown vs raw at survivor series. Raw needs some dominance and you could really bring that and help prove Raw is better. I can't be in the match because I'm facing Nia. But if you could help out the raw women's division that'd be great. I laughed said no! Liv said why not? I said why would I do you a favor? You're a pathetic excuse for a champion, you run away from every fight, you're to pussy to come ask me yourself without beavis and butthead and I don't help weak bitches who depend on others to do their dirty work for them. So when you grow the balls to come ask me without back up maybe my answer will change. Til then you're on your own little girl. I got up and went to walk away. Liv said Kylie! I turned around said what?! Liv said you want a title match right? I said yeah. Liv looked at her title then at me and said if you join team Raw at survivor series I'll give you a title match if we win. I said no ma'am. Not if we win. You'll give it to me no matter the out come of the match. Dom said that's not fair. I said it's fair if Raw wants a win. Liv said fine I'll give you the match no matter what the outcome of survivor series is. I said good. I shook her hand and said deal. I looked at Raquel and Dom. I said guess I'll see y'all at the match too since she's a pussy. I walked out of frame and sat on a crate. They walked over. Liv said do you actually think all that about me? I said yes, yes I do your a shitty excuse for a wrestler as well your name should be mid Morgan. Dom said why are you such a bitch. No wonder Tiffany won't admit you're her sister. I said we're not related. Raquel said do you think everyone here's stupid. I said I know y'all are at least. Liv said you better watch your mouth or I'll-. I laughed and said you'll what? Kick my ass. I'd like to see you try. I could knock you out with one punch. So go ahead try me. Liv said I don't know who you-. My phone rang. I answered. Liv's jaw dropped. I walked away from them.(FaceTime)

Me: hello

Brandon: quick question

Me: yes sir

Brandon: ewww sir I like that. Hey, do you know when you'll be coming back home

Me: I think Wednesday, why?

Blake: because Alex wants to-

Alex: respectfully I want you to beat my ass

Me: the all mighty Alex Brightman wants me to beat his ass

Alex: yes please! I literally want you to hospitalize me

Me: (laughing) okay David

Alex: David gets down with that

Me: oh yeah! Who do you think I practice my moves on. Well him or his stunt double. Mainly him though.

Brandon: I do have to ask that video of him killing you were y'all faking the hits

Me: oh no!

Alex: y'all were actually fighting each other?!

Brandon: Did it not hurt?

Me: well he wasn't as brutal as it looked. Me on the other hand, I made up for hurting him afterwards

Alex: you got down and dirty with art the clown

Me: (laughing) covered in blood and a Santa suit

Brandon: you fucked him like that?

Me: everytime I go on set basically

Alex: is it weird that if y'all made a porno I'd watch it

Me: we have a hard drive

Brandon: what's your price for it?

Me: (laughing)

Brandon: no I'm fucking serious. I need to see art the clown dressed as Santa fuck a hot girl

Me: (laughing) are you serious? You want to buy our sex tapes?

Brandon: there's multiple

Alex: are you being for real right now

Brandon: yes! Listen, I won't make it weird next time we hang out. I won't vocalize that I saw you sucking David's dick. Name your price and I will deadass cashapp you right now.

Me: (laughing) I'm not selling you our sex tapes without asking David.

Brandon: so YOU would sell them to me

Me: I'd drop them on the hub if I wasn't part of a PG company. But I do have to ask David since he's involved.

Brandon: okay let me know because I will give you $500 right now to see that shit

Alex: you're so fucking weird

Brandon: not in a pervy way. Like I'm not gonna Jack off to it or anything. But you can't tell me you're not curious as to what art the clown looks like dressed as Santa covered in blood plowing someone as hot as Kylie

Me: it lowkey does sound interesting

Alex: y'all need help

Me: I'm well aware. Hey I gotta get off here. I'll see you when I get home.

Brandon: later bitch

Hung up