Wifey Fight!

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A/N: I'm sorry for not updating. Forgive me Senpai! ;-; To make it up to you I'm adding a new character and a different point of view.

Ashez P.O.V.

So after the car ride that we almost died in we all separated into two groups to get where we were going. Luna, Cookie, and I in one group and Link, Leeane, and Annabelle in another group. We were heading to over to Cry's masks because Cookie said there is at least one Cry mask left and she wanted to get there before Annabelle. She soooo has a crush.

C: Soooooo Ashez?

A: What?

L: Sooooooo how are you and Link?

A: If you say that stupid ship name I swear I will burn you all alive in hell fire then roast you in to a Kabob that I will humbly enjoy and DRINK YOUR RED, JUICY, BLOOD AND WHEN THATS DONE-

C: *cough* AshezHeart *cough*

A: *Takes out matches*

L: Where the hell did you get those?

A: That's none of your concern

Douchebag dad: THAT GIRL GOT MATCHES POLICE!

A: *Throws lit match at man*

Douchebag dad: AHHHHHH IM ON FIREEEEEEEEEE!

C: Uhhhhh LOOK THERE IT IS!

Cookie quickly runs into the store and just as she is about to grab the mask, Annabelle grabs the mask at the same time.
"What do you think you're doing" they both say in perfect sync. "You know I want this mask! Why do you want it? That's not important!"
"Luna they're talking in sync again!" Link says while hiding behind Luna. Annabelle and Cookie look into each other's eye with fierce looks which... Honestly Annabelle looks like she is gonna pop a vein and Cookie looks pretty constipated.

"Ooooo Wifey fight!"
Out of nowhere, a short, red headed girl with a white streak, She has her hair in a bun in the shape of a circle (not like a regular bun but like a literal circle that is formed with her hair) with a small snake looking ribbon, A shirt with a snake slithering around a linked heart (see what I did there?), some jeans, and red shoes appears from behind the counter.
"This I gotta see, wifey 107 and wifey 69 brawling it out for the mask!" Says the strange girl.
"Heh, 69" Leeanne says making Link burst out into laughter.
"Um who are you?" I ask the weird girl from behind the counter.
"I'm Red! You honestly don't know me? We go to the same school! How do you think I know my wifeys!" She says with a angry look on her face. "Now I'm making you wifey number 37! You used to be 36!"
"Don't make me get the matches" I tell her making her take a couple steps back.
"LOOK OVER THERE!" Annabelle says to Cookie making her look the other direction while she grabs the mask from her hands. "It's mine! My precious!" She says caressing the mask.
"NO ITS MINE!" Cookie yells slamming a chair on Annabelle's back!
"YOU BITCH!" Annabelle says and tackles Cookie to the ground where they pretty much keep repeatedly slapping each other in the face.
"A girl who can fight is sooooo wifey material!" Red says with her black eyes sparkling. "Wifey fight! Wifey fight!"
"WIFEY FIGHT! WIFEY FIGHT!" Leeanne, Link, Luna, and Red chant louder
Well, when you can't burn them, join em!
"WIFEY FIGHT! WIFEY FIGHT! WIFEY FIGHT!"

A/N: Yay! I updated! It took me a little longer to write this because I was lazy and I was watching Enchanted and squealing at the same time. Anyway I decided to introduce a new character, Red! Because we always need that one crazy Lesbian friend in our lives! Hope you enjoyed!
BAI! ^_^

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