A new relationship (Adamsapple)

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*8:09*

Porn.star:

toots, Vagina stop fucking.

One-eyed:

That's not us though...?

Porn.star:

It's Lute and Adam then

Armless:

I haven't seen Adam all morning, however he is fucking someone idk who though.

Butterflies & and Rainbows:

I'll check!

*Luci<3 has logged on*

Luci<3:

CPARIE ND

Porn.star: 

does he know how to spell?

One-Eyed:

Charlie's just ran into our room horrified. Lucifer what happened

*Adam :D has logged on*

Adam :D:

Hi guys...

Luci<3:

Ask her

*2 minutes later*

One-eyed:

JESUS LUCIFER WHAT THE FUCK?

Porn.star:

WHAT WAS IT?

*Bartender, Cleanallday and Smiles has logged on*

One-eyed:

ADAM WAS APPARENTLY FUCKING LUCIFER.

Bartender:

What the fuck did i wake up to-

Smiles:

I'm washing my eyes out with bleach

Cleanallday:

THE BAD BOY IS BACK?

Adam :D:

 No

Luci<3:

I told her don't come in

Butterflies & Rainbows:

WHY WAS YOUR WORST ENEMY FUCKING YOU DAD?

Luci<3: 

scroll up Charlie- everyone scroll up actually

Butterflies & Rainbows:

So he just wanted to fuck?

Luci<£:

Yes

Porn.star:

DO IT AGAIN I NEED MY FOLLOWERS!

Adam :D:

you are not watching us fuck, Angel dust

Porn.star

FUCK YOU ALL!

*Porn.star has logged off*

Bartender:

He's definitely drunk, he just came to me crying bc he can't record Adam and Lucifer having sex and i quote "I need to see gay sex that's not me getting r4p3d!"

Adam :D:

...Did i go too far?

One-eyed:

No he's just dramatic

Adam :D:

Oh alright i guess...

Luci <3:

I might pass out, i'm so tired bro.

Adam :D:

He actually did pass out.

welp bye i'm going to sleep too >:)

Butterflies & Rainbows:

Goodnight everyone!

*Everyone has logged off*

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