Poppy: ...I bet I can scare you 😏
Me: I bet you can't *watches the TV* 📺
Poppy: *holds up a printed sheet* 📄
Me: ...Is that supposed to be scary? I grew out of that a long time ago 🙄
Poppy: ...*holds up another sheet* 😌
Me: *screams* GET THAT AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE DEMON!!!! GET IT AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE IF YOU HAVE TO!!!!!
Poppy: 😏