drarry

first meeting

harry potter was enjoying his day when he sees draco malfot bullyinf a fellow gryfindor

"haha. your wearing a wig. haha. you are bald." draco says forsoothly.

"oh no!" the blond grifindor named jaxon says

harry runs up to draco and pushes him. draco likes it.

"hey! dont bully piple! thats not very slay girlypop queen!" harry quips arrantly

jaxon runs away. 

jaxon is the lovechild of voldemort which is why hes balf. 

jaxon is the ex boyfriend of his english teacher and aron rodgers. 

jaxons english teacher killed jaxons father so they broke up. 

jaxons science teacher also loves his english teacher so they are romantic rivals. 

when aren rodgers left for the packers jaxon broke up with him and now is sad. 

jaxon currenly has a spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, and his type is men with brown hair and glasses.

"nuh uh bullying peiple us fun"

harry potter gets seduced by his shakesperean diction and they start snogging