Karlie:INTRODUCING THE CONTESTANTS,AGAIN MR CALVIN HARRIS,MR HARRIEH STYLES,MR ED SHEERAN AND MR KANYE WEST!
Kanye:HELLO!!! IM KANYE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kanye:-.-
Karlie:So this competition goes like -
Taylor:Karls,can I have my cookies now?
Karlie:SEL
Selena:*stuffs Tay's mouth with cookies*
Karlie:GOOD,ANYWAY-
Calvin:hey how bout me?
Karlie:SEL
Selena:*stuffs Cal's mouth with cookies*
Karlie:OKAY,CAN I PLEASE CONTINUE? GOOD. NOW-
Harry:waiT!! I CANT FIND MR PINKLES???!!
Karlie:bruh,he's right next to you
Harry:oh yeah,hi Mr Pinkles!
Mr Pinkles:yo
Harry:OMG IT SPEAKS *fangirls*
Karlie:*rolls eyes* ANYWAY,THIS GAME IS GONNA GO THIS WAY,TAY WILL SEE WHO'S THE BEST,AND THE WINNER GETS TO BE HER BOYFRIEND! OKAY?!
Ed:So gonna win this *gives tay a flying kiss*
Taylor:O.o
Harry:I just want Mr Pinkles *hugs him tight*
Taylor:O.o
Kanye:I laff mahself
Taylor:O.o
Calvin:I feel like I'm the only normal one here
Karlie:bruh
After battling out for 19273829373829368291 hours (lol not)
Karlie:So...were left with Kanye and Harry!
Taylor:WHAT?! CAL HOW COULD YOU?!!
Calvin: This competition is just so...but I still love you bby
Taylor:*gives a face like as if she's gonna do sex later*
Calvin:hot af
Ed:WHY AM I NOT IN KARLS THIS IS SO WRONG I SHOULDVE WHY WHY WHYYYY *sobs*
Karlie:lol
Ed:that's all YOU CAN SAY?! *cries* *begs Karls*
Karlie:uhhh Sel
Selena:yah?
Karlie:Bring him out
Selena:k
Karlie:CONTINUING THE COMPETITION, KANYE AND HARRIEH!!!
Harry:hah? What I win?
Kanye:I laff mahself
Harry:me too! But I love Mr Pinkles more
Mr Pinkles: :)))))
Karlie:So Tay...who's your pick? *looks at Tay*
Taylor:*currently doing sex with Cal*
Karlie:O.o
Taylor:what?
Karlie:uhh...well,Harrieh and Kanye,who wants to be with Tay?
Ed:*suddenly appears* MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Karlie:NO.
Ed:WHYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyYyyyyyYYYYYY
Karlie:._.
Harry:sowwy,I just want my baby Mr Pinkles
*gives cute eyes*
Kanye:I laff myself
Karlie:So I guess..THERE ISNT A WINNER! GOOD NIGHT AMERICA! THATS IT FOR TODAY! TUNE IT 100000000000 YEARS LATER!
Ed:*still crying over Taylor*
*why is he always friendzoned*
*ouch*
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Weird Fanfics:Taylor Swift
FanfictionBasically about Taylor's REAL life :)) Nah I'm kidding but you can imagine with me tho ;) ••• WROTE THIS IN 2015 SO THERE ARE A LOT OF THROWBACKS INCLUDING TAYVIN TRASH SO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU EITHER CRY, OR LAUGH. love y'all
