Apparently This Worm Counts as Romantic

Chapter 2: New Beginnings

New beginnings have risen. Fuccboi has to get used to his new life in his new form. Who knows what people will think of him? Will anyone grieve for him? Will anyone laugh or be scared of him? Fuccboi must venture on in his new life to find out.
It's the day after the incident. Fuccboi is still recovering because, of course he's in pain. His damn head was morphed to his leg. Do you think that would be painless? I thought not. Fuccboi is a rebel for this. If it was me, I probably would have just committed suicide. I'm not gonna go through that.
Fuccboi gets up. He looks around, only to see pure destruction in every direction.
"...H-hello?" Fuccboi needs to find someone to comfort him. He is still in shock after what happened. "Is anyone out there?" Out in the distance he hears a voice. It is faint, but loud enough for him to understand.
"Fuccboi... You are the chosen one. You are the leader of the Fuccboi tribe. You are the true Fuccboi King..." the voice says.
"Who is that?" Asks Fuccboi. "I know I heard someone, so you better answer or you're getting a face full of my knuckles-- oh wait, I don't have any. Well, you're gonna get hurt!"
"We do not mean to harm you, O chosen king. We are here to help you. We are here to guide you towards strength. Have you heard the legends of the Fuccboi Prophecy?" Asks the voice.
"Fuccboi Prophecy... I've heard that before. Some of my friends have joked about it before. Saying I'm the chosen one, just like you said. They mentioned the Fuccboi Prophecy told about a secret path that leads to the land of Fuccboia."
"Yes, O chosen one. You have heard correctly. The Fuccboi Prophecy lies in the depths of a big cave in the Grand Canyon. You must go there, and find your fate. Only then will you begin to understand." The voice fades away.
"My fate...? Well, I guess I better get going." Fuccboi pulls out his phone. "Hey Siri... Give me directions to the Grand Canyon."
"Finding... OK, here you go." Says Siri.
"Okay let's see here... Oh shit. I'm gonna need a plane. But I don't have any money... Dammit. OH WAIT all of the town has been destroyed so I can just go rummaging through people's wallets to get money for a plane ticket to the Grand Canyon."

Fuccboi begins his descent into freedom. He ends up getting enough money to get a plane ticket to the airport nearest to the Grand Canyon. Fuccboi is confident that this could be real. Or maybe he just has nothing better to do because he has no family or friends. Who knows? Definitely not me, because I'm not that deep into the Fuccboi family lore.