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LORD PATTER
Hold on just a minute BUTLER, Excuse me! Everyone!! Once again I thank you all for attending! Before we start the feast I-

LADY SYLVESTER
May I just say how beautiful you look today LORD PATTER.

LORD PATTER
Now is not the time LADY SYLVESTER!
Anyway! As I was saying, oh, um? What was I saying?

BUTLER
The starter!

LORD PATTER
Yes of course! For our first meal we will be enjoying a delicious roast hog with European chicken egg filling and to coat it all a thick glazed tropical fruit mix with added strawberry tarts. So please! Be seated and enjoy the meals.

LADY DOORMAN
Excuse me LORD PATTER, I can't help but notice that your tables been unscrewed to the point of collapse, may I have your suggestion?

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