Incorrect Quotes pt. 1 and Hello!

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Hello! Welcome to this book.


Incorrect Quote #1

Vi: Caitlyn and I don't use pet names.

Jinx: Uh huh. Hey, what do bees make?

Vi: Honey?

Caitlyn: Yes, dear?

Vi: .......

Jinx: Don't ever lie to me again.


Incorrect Quote #2

Sevika: Hey Silco, can someone breath inside of a washing machine while it's on?

Silco: .........

Sevika: ...........

Silco: Where's Jinx?

Sevika: ............


Incorrect Quote #3

Jinx: Why's it called an oven when you of the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Vi: What??


Incorrect Quote #4

Jinx: I think I'm having a midlife crisis.

Sevika: But you're 15!

Jinx: I MIGHT DIE AT 30 OKAY??!!


Incorrect Quote #5

Vi: You love me, right Cait?

Caitlyn: Normaly I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.


Incorrect Quote #6

Caitlyn: Someone's trying to break in, call the Enforcers!

Vi: *loads shotgun* I've got this.

Caitlyn: Yesterday you fell UP the stairs, what do you mean-


Incorrect Quote #7

Jinx: Vi-

Vi: Caitlyn used to call me Vi.

Jinx: Because it's your FUCKING NAME??!!


Incorrect Quote #8

Jayce: Vi isn't answering her phone.

Caitlyn: I'll try.

Viktor: Jayce and I have both tried 6 times, what makes you think-

Vi: Hello?


Incorrect Quote #9

Jinx: *watching power lines fall down* Silco, Sevika, the town is exploding and it's very pretty!


Incorrect Quote #10

Vi, to Jayce: First rule of battle, don't let her know where you are.

Jinx: *shoots into view* HEY! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME OF ME??!! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Vi: Of course, there are other schools of thought.


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And that's it. Have a good day/night!

Quote: "I'm not that crazy." -Jinx

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