Creative Story

First

They heard a noise and went to investigate.
As they walked towards the noise, a group of clowns started chasing them.
All they wanted to do at the time was simply get food that evening.
Because they could smell hot dogs through the window.
They jumped out because they were famished.
"Food!" they chirped.
Then the Pterodactyls flew away with the bodies.
To seek out a life coach and address their identity crisis.
They must accept whatever happens (I don't know).
Or else the entire planet may collapse in on itself.
And will create a black hole proving the Big Bang Theory.
The black hole is where Elvis went when he left the building.
But I thought he died on the toilet?
Until he flushed the handle!
And it turned out, he won a prize!
A brand new lime green chevy sonic.
Which was an interesting new flavor in Manhattan.
Especially in the Fall when all things are pumpkin-spiced.
And allergy season is at an all time high (love the leaves but they make me sneeze) 😊
So I sighed, laughed a little and danced away from the day's drudgery in the horizon.