Gerard was working at the food court in the mall, he was very busy there when suddenly his boss called him to the office one day.
As Gerard was entering....
Gerard; you wanted to see me, sir?
Boss; yes Gerard, it's pretty serious, sit down....
Gerard nodded, sitting down anxiously
Gerard: so uh, what is it?
Boss; you're gonna get fired.
Gerard; WHAT?!
boss; well.. you have 2 options you either continue working here, but you have to massage people with lotion or you're fired.
Gerard; why?! Why me??
Boss; because why not
Gerard; fine I'll do it..
The next day when he went to work at 1:34AM he saw A MASSIVE line of strangers there for the lotion ad.
Gerard: woah that's a huge line
He opened the store and people kept asking about the lotion ad.
He had no choice but to massage lotion onto 14 people for the rest of his work day.
