How to summon the signs
Aries: Fire, satanic circles on the floor in chalk, goats blood, and a human sacrifice
Taurus: Lay Limon chips and something shiny
Gemini: Sacrificing an iPhone 6 Plus
Cancer: A crying baby and thrift store sweaters
Leo: With a ouija board by taunting them
Virgo: Spray windex 3 times and all for them
Libra: Too busy wondering if they should show up or not
Scorpio: SURPRISE!!! they are already there!
Sagittarius: Bring their grave a milkshake
Capricorn: Insult them
Aquarius: No one knows, sorry
Pisces: Cry over their grave
