To: alyshaaa@gmail.com
From: neilthepenis@gmail.comTitle: pörn
I leik smut but pörn is better ;) AWE UR IMAGINATION IS OMG IS CUTE AF
I'm not a girl, I'm a guy w a penis stop being girly Neil. Please stop. Sooooo ur imaginations are great. We'll do them all if I can meet you, babygirl. I have a problem, my dad said that I can move to either Italy or Doncaster or London idk where to go
HOLD UP wait ur from Doncaster aite? IM MOVING TO DONCASTER BUT IN 6 months ugh :( Well at least we can meet in 6 more months babygirl. I'm so excited! Idk why but I feel like I get along w you so easily that we both are comfortable talking abt anything. Im so grateful that you found my e-mail ;)
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DOUBLE UPDATE FUCKERS
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME
PLS VOTE BCS I HATE YOU FOR NOT VOTING :/
YOU ARE READING
emails ; njh
Fanfiction[ written in email format ] In which a weird horny anti-social girl found a funny email address and emailed it to the person, when the boy replies her, they both become sort of pen-pals and slowly b...