The Battle For Robux

And The Start At South

I can feel the wind blowing across my face. A person named "Chezburger" has invited me to play a battle of Robux. . . A lot of times I see people in construction clothing and building whatever the hell games they want. . . The most popular game? I don't know. But I have to assume that the most popular game in Roblox City is where you shoot kids, and kill other people. You kill these people with shotguns. . . Blood runs down the sewer. . . A little bro says: "Help! Where is my asshole?" To someone replying: "It doesn't exist." Then the little bro hangs himself because he doesn't have an ass, nor an asshole. . .

So I ran out my house. I saw a guy screeching: "It's not true!! You've all been lied to!" A bozo tries to impale himself with a fire extinguisher. . . A junky tries to name every President of the United States. . . I remember seeing an art of a chair in a art museum. This chair was, for some reason, unique upon the Roblox Community. . . While some people think it's ridiculous.

Then we have the Roblox City News which covers drama in the Roblox Community. . . A person sent animal gore and animal decomposition videos to a group of minors. . . A person being stabbed to death on a live stream. . . Block Tales' fourth demo being released after you killed Hatred. . . A fag trying to cancel Roblox City News. . . You know the drill.

So about the invitation I got from Chezburger, I do not know the guy. Never seen him before. There was a photo of him, just standing on a beach. . . He wore a cap that screamed: "Get Out Of My Way, Fucker!" There was ocean water behind him and I can assume it already crashed down on the sand.
So the invitation had the address on the paper. It said to "Start at south", whatever that shit is. So I began to walk.