Gravity Falls: Incorrect Quotes

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Bill: I NEED TO FEEL SOMETHING! Keyhole, tell me something that will piss me off...!

Keyhole: you got beat by two twelve year olds!

Bill: Yup.... that'll do it.....!

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Ford: we have to be careful! Someone here is possessed by Bill!

Mabel: Who?

Ford: that's the thing we don't kno-

Dipper: BOY. THESE ARMS ARE DURABLE.

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Mabel: double tap if your favorite thing to do when you are done eating is eat and digest your napkin! Thanks.

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Dipper: don't be afraid to put yourself out there! Just walk outside—

Bill: You're stupid! 

Dipper: or... stay inside....! 

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Axolotl: the good news is your not sick!

Bill: and the bad news?

Axolotl: you have to attend therapy.

Bill: OH GOD NO.

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Ford: don't be afraid to be who you are!

Dipper: even if that means being different.

Mabel: even if that means having a pig for a pet! 

Stan: or being banned in most of The states in America! 

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Stan: hey guys today my brother kicked me.... so I'm starting  a kickstarter to have him put down! The benefits of killing Ford would be getting pushed much less! 

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Bill: and you finally arri— what the hell are you wearing?

Mabel: ITS MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT, BITCH! 

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Mabel at 12 AM on November 1st: