Batman: The Burdening (Part 3)

3 Years Later

(3 years later...)

Jason Todd: "So I'm Robin now?"

Batman: "Yes. You are fully trained."

Jason: "Great. You should kill Joker. I hate him."

Batman: "No. You're fired. I need to find another replacement Robin."

Jason: "You can't do this to me!"

Batman: "I already have."

(Grapples away)

(Jason seethed with pure hatred)

(Across the city)

Catwoman: "What a purrfect diamond.."

(Carves hole in the glass window)

Batman: "Don't even think about it."

Catwoman: "Mmm my hero.."

(Leaps on him, straddling him and kisses him deeply on the lips)

Catwoman: "Where were you?"

Batman: "Busy."

Catwoman: "Again? You know all work and no play makes this kitten a little cray cray.."

Batman: "I'll make it up to you."

Catwoman: "Mmm however will you do that..?"

Batman: "I need a new Robin."

Catwoman: "Uh..didn't you just finish training the second one? How many Robins does a Dark Knight need?"

Batman: "Just one more. Most likely."

Catwoman: "You know if you wanted to settle down and have some kids..there are more fun ways to go about it.."

Batman: "I can't imagine labor is much fun."

Catwoman: "Oof good point. Plus this little costume wasn't designed with a large belly in mind."

Batman: "I'll be back later."

Catwoman: "Wait! Let me come with you."

Batman: "Later."

(Grapples away)

(Catwoman sighed)

Catwoman: "Can't keep him pinned down for long can I?"