Ivy Lily Potter and the Philosophers Stone

FLUFFY??!!!

I'm telling you he doesn't wash it thats why its so greasy!"

" And i'm not disagreeing with you Ivy but i thought it was cuz he just put grease in it because he thought it looked nice." Camilla explains.

" Who would think that looks good??" I counter " What do you think Mione Mina?"

" I think you guys shouldn't make fun of your professors." Mione lectures.

" And i agree with Mione." Mina agrees.

"You two are such party poopers." i say screwing up my nose.

Camilla bursts into laughter.

"What in Merlins soggy pants are party poopers."

" Its a muggle expression that means someone who ruins fun." i say defensively " And i could ask you the same question. Merlins soggy pants."

We all burst into laughter. Ron turns around to look at us.

"What are you lot laughing at." He asks with his eyebrows raised.

" Your face it's abnormally funny looking." I quip back high-fiving Camilla.

"Oh shove off you." Ron says turning back to Harry." wait guys are we sure we're going the right way."

Mina says looking around. " I don't recognise this place."

" Erm. " Harry says also looking around. " I thought we were."

" Wait a minute" Mina starts. " Isn't this the floor -"

"Dumbledore forbade us to go to the 3rd floor." Hermione finishes looking around.

" Come on let's go before anyone catches us." Harry says walking back to the direction of the stairs.

" I think it's too late." Ron says pointing at a cat.

"Its just a cat Ron." I say laughing.

" Thats not just any cat Ivy thats Filch's Cat Mrs Norris.". Camilla says worriedly.

"Erm so."

" So." Ron finishes. " She going to tell Filch-"

"- and if Filch finds us we're screwed." Harry realises.

"Whats wrong my sweet girl. have you found students out of bed and out of bounds. Show me." I hear Filch say from round the corner.

" RUN!" I whisper shout at them and we dash down the corridor.

" In here." Camilla points to a door.

Ron tries to open it but it wont budge.

" It wont open!" Ron groans.

"Move aside." Hermione says shoving Ron to the side. "Alohomora."

The unlocks and we all quickly scramble in.

" how did you learn that we haven't been taught that yet." Ron gapes at Hermione.

" Out of a book Ronald. Something you would never care to open." Mione snaps.

"But why was the door locked. " I ask.

" Erm guys turn around." Mina says with a shaky voice.

We all slowly turn around and behind us is a massive dog with 3 heads.

" Merlins sweaty socks." Ron gapes

I snort.

" what is it with you wizards and weird Merlin sayings." I ask laughing.

Ron glares at me which causes me to laugh even harder.

" Ivy not the time." Mina reminds me.

" Oh yeah."

" Thank god its asleep otherwise we'd all be goners." Ron says.

" Ron don't jinx it you idiot." I say slapping him at the back of his head.

" Too late." Harry says eyes on the dog which had now woken from its slumber and is now growling at us.

" Ron you absolute git." I say hitting him round the head again.

"Ow!"

" RUN!" Hermione shouts.

We all scramble out of the room and slam the door shut. We don't stop running until we get to the Gryffindor common room.

" That was bloody close." Ron says gasping for air.

" Oh god i have a stitch." I say clutching my side.

" That just proves how out of shape you are ." Mina says with a sly grin.

"Oh shove off." I say rolling my eyes and playfully pushing Mina.

"Why was that even there!" Ron exlaims,

"Honestly Ronald don't you ever open your eyes." Hermione tutts

" What in Merlins wet underwear - shut it Ivy. You see that she's always on me why is it she's always on me. Are you going to tell us or what?" Ron groans.