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"It's like watching a vegetable decompose.. Yikes."
"This isn't what I wanna see when I'm on break.."
"My fucking wife dawg."
"Sunshine street just turned into misery lane."
"Y'all got me fucked up with these insults bro."
"Well we assumed that's the only way you'd reply to us, we've been here for 1 hour and I can't stand to watch this for another so get up! We're gonna find something fun for you to do!"
"Like?"
"Uhhh..."
"LETS GO TO THE BEACH-EACH LETS GO GET AWAY."
"Good thinking Smiley."
"Bitch I was quoting Nicki Minaj."
"Oh, still we should definitely go to the beach."
"If that thing could liquify like a puddle of flesh in her bed, what makes you think she'd be better in water which. Is. A. LIQUID?"
"Put her on a shark floaty and tie a string around it so she doesn't drift off."
"Ughhhhh."
"STOP GROANING FARTFACE."
"You're the fart face here! Your farts smell like the Denny's bathroom bitch!"
"Wow."
"Go pack [Name], we'll come back later to get you so just wait outside with Michi when you're done."
"Roger."
I got up lazily and walked to the closet, dragging my foot with every step and in the background was Michi watching in horror.
"Go lay back down- it's absolutely horrific watching this, I'll go pack for you!"
"Okay.."
But instead of laying back down, I collapsed. Michi stepped over me and was digging through the closet to find a swimsuit and trunks for me as well as just trunks for him.
After what felt like a while aka 5 minutes I got up and pushed him aside because of how long it was taking.
I dug through the closet and pulled out a pair shark trunks and another one with tomatoes, guess which one I picked? If you guessed tomato then you are wrong because Takemichi called it as soon as I pulled it out.
After finding swimwear and extra clothes to change out to, I went searching around the house for my old bags, I found two, one was a canvas tote bag with many aquatic prints and many cute keychains and the other was a plain white backpack with a shark keychain and tomato pins.
'Younger me was really fascinated with tomatoes.. AND sharks.'
I handed Michi the bag since he'll be the one bringing the snacks and money today while I'm bringing necessities.
