Ask the Smiling Critters!! (and Reject Critters) Part 1

Love Of Predator and Prey

(The scene opens with Gerry Giraffe, Maggie Mako, Jolly Jaws and Silly Shelly all hanging out and watching Gravity Falls on Disney+.)
Maggie Mako: Man, this show is good!
Gerry Giraffe: I know! And Bill's such an interesting character.
Jolly Jaws: Yeah, and Dipper's kinda like you, Gerry!
Maggie Mako: What do you mean?
Silly Shelly: Gerry, just like Dipper, is scared to confess his feelings to his crush!
Maggie Mako: Who's the lucky lady, that's caught Gerry attention?
Jolly Jaws: They're not a lady at all, they're a guy!
Maggie Mako: Then, who is it?
Silly Shelly: It's the Critter that Rabie Baby keeps saying could be the leader of the Forgotten Critters!
Maggie Mako: Clever Claws?!
Gerry Giraffe: *blushes* Yeah, but I'm not sure if he's interested.
Maggie Mako: Okay then, by the way, could you get us some more popcorn?
Gerry Giraffe: Sure!
(After Gerry leaves the room, Maggie turns to her brother and Silly Shelly and tells them something.)
Maggie Mako: Guys, we need to get Gerry to confess his feelings to Clever Claws!
Jolly Jaws: Really? How?
(Maggie turns to the TV, which is playing episode 2 of season 2 of Gravity Falls, Into The Bunker.)
Maggie Mako: I think I have an idea.
(The scene changes to Maggie Mako leading Clever Claws and Gerry Giraffe to a trash chute.)
Clever Claws: So you're telling us you need us to check in one of the trash chutes, because you could smell chocolate in it.
Maggie Mako: Yeah, I'm sure of it!
Gerry Giraffe: And why do you need both of us to do it?
Maggie Mako: Because you could lower your head into it and Clever Claws could hang from it, that way you could really check around there!
Clever Claws: Well, alright then.
(Clever Claws climbs onto Gerry's head and he lowers it into the trash chute, meanwhile, Maggie is standing right behind him.)
Maggie Mako: Gerry, I need to tell you something.
Gerry Giraffe: What?
Maggie Mako: Sorry.
Gerry Giraffe: For what?
Maggie Mako: For this. *pushes him*
(Gerry and Clever Clews fall into the trash and are stuck there.)
Gerry Giraffe: MAGGIE, GET US OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!!
Maggie Mako: I'll only let you out when you tell Clever Claws that thing you've been needing to tell him!
Clever Claws: Gerry, what's she talking about?
Gerry Giraffe: Well, you see...
(But before Gerry can finish what he's saying, an evil laugh emanates throughout the trash room.)
Clever Claws: Who's there?!
???: Before I answer your question, here's a question for you.
???: Tell me, Clever Claws, what do you think happened to Frowny Fox's evil aura after GameToons posted his redemption video?
Clever Claws: I don't know! where?
(Suddenly, a heap of defected Smiling Critter plushies falls over, revealing Frowny Fox.EXE, smiling like the goddamn Joker!)
Frowny Fox.EXE: It went to me!
Clever Claws and Gerry Giraffe: *now scared out of their minds* Who are you?!
Frowny Fox.EXE: Why are you rushing? We're still missing one last guest.
(Suddenly, the CEO falls from the ceiling and lands in front of them.)
The CEO: Ugh, my head...
Clever Claws and Gerry Giraffe: CEO?!!
The CEO: Clever Claws and Gerry Giraffe?!!
Frowny Fox.EXE: There! Now we can get to your question.
Frowny Fox.EXE: My name's Frowny Fox.EXE, or we could go for my real name and a name that the CEO would recognise, Wilson!
The CEO: You’re Wilson?! What happened to you?!
Frowny Fox.EXE: EVERYTHING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
Clever Claws: I think he meant as in how this happened to you.
Frowny Fox.EXE: Simple! A while ago, I was the CEO's righthand man, but it all changed when I got an email on my computer saying that I had to be let go for "reasons"! But before I could reach the door, I was ambushed and dragged into here! Upon waking up, I found myself tied up and laying on some sort of pentagram and at my feet was Frowny Fox! He mistook me for someone who was as evil as the CEO and wanted to use my soul to become more organic. The last moments of my life as a human were filled with agony and pain, and then, my soul came out of my body and went into his! I stayed in there for months, until that video came out! I was given a second chance, but I only manifested as a being only Frowny Fox could see! And at that moment, I knew what I had to do, I had to pester Frowny Fox by telling him to kill Hoppy Hopscotch and those other pieces of s*#t that caused me to turn into this! But soon enough, one of Bubba's inventions malfunctioned and caused me to enter the physical realm! And now... *turns on the trash compactor* ...this is where you die for failing him!
Gerry Giraffe: *is now freaking out* D-dude, it was just acting, we didn't actually want to hurt Hoppy or Crafty!
Frowny Fox.EXE: Nope! It's too late for that now!
Frowny Fox.EXE: *turns into his monster form* PREPARE TO DIE!!!!
Frowny Fox: *in his monster form and Sin Critter form at the same time* Not if I have anything to say about it! *knocks him out*
Frowny Fox: Everyone, hurry!
(Everyone grabs onto Frowny Fox and he flies out of their, without knowing that the CEO was on his back.)
Frowny Fox.EXE: One of these days, I'm going to destroy you all!
Frowny Fox: There! Is everyone alright?
The CEO: I'm out of here!
Frowny Fox: I know we're enemies, but I know a good therapist you can go to!
Maggie Mako: *runs up to them whilst crying* Guys, I'm so sorry for doing that to you!
Gerry Giraffe: It's alright, you just didn't know!
Clever Claws: So, Gerry.
Gerry Giraffe: Yeah?
Clever Claws: What did she want you to tell me?
Gerry Giraffe: *sighs* Well, guess I'll have to tell ya, or she'll just do another thing like that.
Gerry Giraffe: Clever Claws, I love you and I always have ever since we met! I always wanted to tell you, but I was too scared to, because I thought you wouldn't feel the same way. So, will you be my boyfriend?
Clever Claws: *taken by what he said* You really love me? Yes, I will!
(Clever Claws and Gerry Giraffe start to kiss and Clever Claws starts carrying Gerry back to Home Sweet Home.)
Hoppy Hopscotch: So, babe, you've had a guy living inside your head for a long time?
Frowny Fox: Yeah...
Rabie Baby: Do you think he's gone for good?
Frowny Fox: If he's anything similar to me, I know that he won't stay gone for long.