Dallon Weekes and Damon Albarn beat tf out of the opps

Chapter 2: The list

Silas pulled out the list from his pocket. It seemed quite long. The two singers quickly read the list. "Just a quick question." Dallon began. "Charlie why are some of these people Silas's' family?" He asked, looking at Charlie with visible confusion and mild horror. "I want them GONE." Charlie answered.

Silas turned to Charlie. "Can you make out with me like you promised now?" He asked. "After the battle." Charlie promised. Silas jumped for joy at that news.

The list contained quite a few people. Maybe too much depending on who you asked.

Silas's' opps:
Oliver
Ryan seaman
Maeson
Lily
Charlie's Dad
Brendon Urie
Charlie's fake friends
Some freak who asked if he should "grip it"
Bryce
Jaden
Kenzie
Emily
Some freak named Katyusha

Charlie's opps:
Arson
Chorline
Ryan Seaman
Brendon Urie
Maeson
Silas's' stepsister
Silas's' stepmother
Silas's' dad
Silas's' Grandma
Oliver

That was going to be a lot of people to try and take down. At least it would be fun. "So, how are we going to locate these guys?" Dallon asked. Silas and Charlie both shrugged at the same time. They really needed to stop doing that because it'd freak someone out eventually. "To be honest all I really want to do is to tell them to kill themsleves." Silas answered, referencing something that only he and Charlie understood. Charlie wanted to shoot him but didn't surprisingly. "We need a plan though." Damon pointed out. Silas suddenly smirked.

Cut the non existent camera and a blue print was laid out on the table like some weird children's movie. "So, here's the plan." Silas began. "First we have to lure them in. I already have a certain call for that so, heh, I already got that covered." He explained. Charlie just about beat him up at that moment, still didn't, he was getting close though. "So what now?" Damon Albarn asked, clearly tired of the idiot in front of him. "Now...we train." Silas and Charlie said at the same time

[insert cringe Disney like training montage]

"I think we're ready." Dallon said as the author was clearly running out of other ways to say said. The others nodded. "Okay guys...when I say hawk, you say tuah!" Charlie said, the author still not knowing what other word to put to replace said. "Hawk!" Charlie began. "Tuah!" Silas completed in a way too cheerful voice. The other two just stared at them in dismay. Why did they agree to this? They would never do this in real life. Why is the author even writing this part in the first place? Did he really run out of ideas that fast?

And so our four hero's set off. Will they be able to defeat the opps? Will Silas be able to make out with Charlie? Will they all come out in one piece? We shall see!

(Hey Author here sorry for short chapter I didn't have many ideas if you can't tell. Digital footprint is gonna go hard😔)