Purple Mage {An Avengers Fanfic Featuring An Oc}

Chapter 1 + A/N:

A/N! HELLO LOVELY READERS THAT MAY NEVER EXIST AND ARE PROB JUST PEOPLE WHO CLICK ON THIS OUTTA CURIOSITY OR SOMETHING! YOU'RE PROBABLY IN THE BOOK, AND I'M SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME AND TRICKING YOU TO THINK THAT THIS WAS GONNA BE AN ACTUALLY GOOD STORY! BECAUSE, 'FUN FACT OF THE DAY!': I DON'T ENTIRELY KNOW HOW TO WRITE A PROPER STORY! ISN'T THAT NEAT? ANYWHO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CLICK OFF NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY!

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....what are you still doing here..? I thought i told you to go.

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Fine. But don't say i didn't warn you.

HOPE YOU SOMEHOW MANAGE TO ENJOY THIS WACKY, WEIRD AND SHIT FIC THAT IS DEFINITELY GONNA START SOON! THIS TOTALLY ISN'T JUST A WHOLE THING FOR ME TO TALK TO YOU GUYS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS OR ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!

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{CHAPTER 1/???:}

    
(BY THE WAY I MIGHT FORGET SOME WORDS THAT I INTENDED ON PUTTING, SO DON'T MIND THAT! HAVE A GOOD DAY- AND REMEMBER! LAST CHANCE TO LEAVE! (Last chance that i offer, you can leave anytime you want, hun))

'Thoughts' - italics in whatever these ' were called again.. apostrophes..? Right. My brain is so dead right now- it's so late lol, SLEEP IS FO- lovely sleepless nights.. (warning author has been informed many of words that slip from their mouth are indeed cheesy when formed in sentences- wait. Did i say that right?; cheesy shit possible cring bye now) screw it. I give up I'm just gonna say it. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! Prove me wrong.

'...hey, you're probably wondering who i am..' 'and what I'm doing here' the mystery person nervously chuckles to themself finding this situation to be awkward and slightly embarrassing. 'but uhm.. that'll be explained! I promise! Infact- that's why I'm here! So uhm.. for this to work we may have to go pretty far back..'

~~~Reverse timeskip noises ミ⁠●⁠﹏⁠☉⁠ミ oOOOooooOoooooh~~~

Since the beginning of ti-

~~~OOooohOohooOh~~ toOo farrr oooOooHoOoh going back noww!!!! (⁠┛⁠✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ TABLE FLIP OF tIME!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!~~~

       Since the moment i was born it was decided that my life would be different from other kids' lives.. you see, my mom didn't exactly survive my birth, and my dad- well.. he wasn't exactly there... You see, my mom thought there was a connection between her and him when they...well y'know... Did the baby makin'- the me makin'. But he didn't seem to think the same cause the next day he was gone.. it was just another one night stand for him i guess...