~That One Night~ "YORIIZAN"

YORIIZAN HEADCANNONS!!

Dude I was gonna cry 1 min ago frfr when I was about to write this I decided to get up and get smth to eat and istg my foot went paralyzed I couldn't walk or feel it ffs I couldn't even move it an inch and now it hurts so bad everytime I move it, WAHHHHHHHHHHH but ey at least I have Wattpad and snacks- ANYWAY this is a headcannon(I THINK headcannon means things about them please forgive itf that's wrong I'm sorry) chapter might include fluff, angst, smut, lemon, ALSO VERY INTENSE GORE SO IF PEOPLE GET SICK AT THE MENTION OF IT PLEASE LEAVE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY<33
Basically their habits their BAD habits(only you my girl only you babe, only you darling only you babe) their favorite things(their era and ours🤷)
What they do in their free time shit like that y'know? Also you might notice that I write ALOT of details and unique ideas for muzan and lazy things for yoriichi that's mostly because muzan is my favorite character so if I start I can't stop and force myself to, meanwhile yorii isn't one of my favs, he's in the loved section💪also please remember that this is my au and it may not be close to cannon<3(dude I thought my ears were ringing but that's my mum watching el hofra/the hole on full volume😭) ANYWAY READ THIS AND ENJOY IT :3 IF YOU DONT ILL TRAP YOU IN MY BASEMENT AND SLIT YOUR MOUTH INTO A SMILE CUT YOU OPEN RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND EAT IT THEN TAKE A PHOTO OF YOU AND POST IT ON THE DARK WEB SAYING YOU TASTE REALLY GOOD AND ILL SELL YOU FOR 6.9M AND ALL THE CANNIBALS WILL WANT TO BUY YOU AND THEN ILL BE RICH AD YOU'LL DEAD❤️❤️😘😍🥰✨✨💕💞

Okay sorry 😔

Now.

What's their favorite animal?

•Well yoriichi is more of a cat person tbh, and muzan does have a cat from which he adores so he would say his favorite animal is a "cat", mostly black cats

•muzan doesn't like animals all that much but an animal he loves would be a lion especially white lions, they are fierce animals, they are kings of the wild, he respects these predators as they do remind him of himself. Rulers. Respectable beings. So he would say it is a "lion"

What's their favorite hobby?

•most would think yoriichis hobby is training but no, that is actually far from correct, his hobby is "cooking"! He's a great chef, his food looks so good that he even once got muzan to try it, although that didn't end up quite well due to the fact that he is a demon, after one bite he threw up 10 times, but he quotes "honestly it was worth it", so again training is not a hobby it's something of importance-

•Muzan is a collected (what is he a pokemon??) and focused person that leading to people thinking he likes to maybe read books! But again no, he likes to "experiment", now most of the time it's to try and create a medicine for him to be able to experience the warmth of the sun again, but sometimes when he's alone he does it for sheer entertainment, he trys to create new things, such as
°poisons
°New forms of Acids(Literally no joke)
°Potions
And more infact he sometimes k!11s people and experiements on them. Experimentation is endless and he finds it quite intriguing, the infinite things that can be made and are yet to be discovered.

What's their comfort place?

•for yoriichi it's quite simple. it's anywhere with his lover, muzan, that's good enough for him. That's His comfort zone,

•For muzan it is a little different, he loves this one place a little mountain where the view of the city is beautiful up there he did stain the tree on their with ßl00d and turned the leaves red with ßl00d, but yoriichi doesn't mind his twisted taste and loves going there with muzan, the reason muzan loves it so much is because that where they had their first ever kiss(and where muzan lost his virginity to yorii- and kinda where they first met)

What Is a bad habit they have?

•Yoriichi tends to zone out ALOT and it can be quite annoying when muzan is talking to him and he suddenly zones out,(kinda referenced it in the second part of the main story LMAO-)