Septictober-week-3-haunted
Context: Jackie and Chase go to a haunted house to have fun.
Come on chase please its halloween night, can we please got do something im bored. Jackie for the last time, no I'm tired, can't you ask someone else to go with you. No hen's at the clinic,marvins at a party, jamesons already in bed, and anti at the club getting his ass wasted, or getting his ass plowed or doing the plowing with a stranger. Ugh fine well go to a haunted house or something but just one then we are leaving and I'm going to bed. Thank you Chase, you're the best.
*Cue chase and jackie at a haunted house*
Alright lets get this show on the road and no holding me like a scared little girl Jackie. I wont. Right. Welcome to Halifax's haunted house. How many in your party? Just the two of you mam. Alright, that'll be ten dollars. Enjoy your time. Thank you mam. Come on Jackie, let's get this over with. Man these special effects are amazing don't you think chase? Yea real good. Then a man wielding a chainsaw jumpscared them. Ah jesus fucking christ, dont worry chase ive got us as jackie picked up chase bridal style and ran out of there. Jackie its just a scarer-HEY PUT ME JACKSON ALBURN. Alright we are outside and safe, mission accomplished. Can we get some ice cream while we are here? I-okay what kind do you want? Oh can i get a black cherry-no orange sorbet-no mint-no- jackie how about i get you a black cherry/orange sorbet and mint bowl. Okay sounds good what are you getting. Vanilla like I always get. Dude, that's such a basic bitch flavor. You know just for that you're getting pistachio ice cream. What please dont i take it back, don't get me that flavor nobody even likes it. As Jackie and Chase go to the ice cream stand, having an alright halloween.
