You have to be kidding me

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On previous chapter, Ellen have gotten an info by his friend that SOMEHOW GOTTEN A HAREM BY HIS OWN. To help him in defeating the demon lord for some reason, basically a whole bunch of plot advance that the author is tired of thinking and just have a way at it.

Ellen: Now, I'm ready. To prove my ancestors as a person worth of their blessing.......*pick up his duel-handgun*

(Ignore the butterfly in the background -_-" )

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(Ignore the butterfly in the background -_-" )

The weapon engulf both his arm with butterflies before hiding underneath his clothes, straighten up his vest as he walk towards the front door of his house. But stop by the knocking behind him, [The Judge] Alz Houdorn in visual form. (Only Ellen can see him in that form)

[The Judge] Alz: Going somewhere? *Leaning his back on the stairs*

Ellen: Then why else am I wearing this in the first place? *Turns around to look at him*

[The Judge] Alz: Just curious, that's all. But why and where? *Tilt his head, crossing his arm*

Ellen: Kill a random demon lord in some fantasy world, and also don't take over me because my friend is there with his............Harem. *Sighed*

[The Judge] Alz: Ugh, too much cliche's. Why is the people around you like this? Are you even okay with this? *Plops down on the sofa*

Ellen: Whatever makes me have a peaceful life, nothing big, nothing small. Just somewhere in the middle to keep me somewhat entertain in life.

[The Judge] Alz: Sounds like what Yoshikage Kira would say, or are you just that one person that said he's just a side character without even telling the audience that he has some crazy background to a protagonist with boring storytelling and an expected plot? Real cliche.

Ellen: *Shrug* Maybe, but sometimes I like a quiet life myself or a fun time adventure.

[The Judge] Alz: Well then, whatever floats your boat. See you later, vessel....

He tipped his hat to Ellen before slowly disintegrate into nothing, leaving no remain of his existence ever be seen. Ellen take a deep breath, processing the words given before continue walking out of his house to meet Victor.

-----[Time skip]-----

Ellen: I'm back, what did I miss?

Victor: Oh, sup Ellen. I'm just gearing up.

(Just think that ain't Kirito)

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(Just think that ain't Kirito)

Ellen: ......Too edgy.

Victor: Shut it, yours too.

Ellen: Pass down generation to generation, not my fault.

Victor: Didn't know they like being edgy too.

Ellen: Made by a burned skin of a demon to resist any spell and damage thrown at me. That's why they black.

Victor: What about that gun and the butterfly?

Ellen: Would tell, but is everyone ready?

Buzzing and warping noises can be heard behind Victor, Ellen look over his friend back to see a mage performing some spell to open a vortex like-portal. Victor finally turn around to look over the still process portal. But Ellen had another plan.

Ellen: YOLOOOO!!!!!! *Dash towards the portal*

He run straight towards the still process portal, before diving into it like a diver. 

-----[Location: Forest of Salvation (Time skip)]-----

Because he went inside the portal without it being finish, Ellen find himself falling from the sky in rapid rate. Black-white butterfly comes out from his clothes, covering his feet to slow the acceleration of his falling.

The impact on the ground made a small crater, cracking and shaking the ground beneath him a little. Straighten up his posture as he observe his surrounding, trees and animals. Nothing special really until he saw an orc, a HUGE ORC.

Pointing one of his duel-handgun at the orc before he shoots. Multiple butterfly come out as the giant feel hurtful sorrow in their heart before imploding then blossom into mass of black and white butterflies, it was gruesome yet beautiful scene to watch.

Ellen: Feel the sorrow of thine heart.... *Walks away*

Suddenly, an arrow pierce his head from behind. Blood spurting everywhere like a fountain, but Ellen remain standing. Not just that, he bring up his hand to take the arrow out of his head and snap it. The butterfly fly towards the gaping hole and becoming one with it, now it was the same as before.

He turns around to look where the arrow came from to see the culprit ran away, bringing his hand forward as swarm of butterfly surge forward in high speed. Snatching the archer and bringing to Ellen right away, to his surprise.

Elf Archer: Let me go! You disgusting human! I swear my people will know this!

Ellen: .....Ma'am, I don't know what kind of shit you spurting at me so please. Shut the fuck up.

Elf Archer: You undead freak! Let me go!

Looking at her gear, Ellen sees something that caught his eye. Four vial and a map, two red and two green. The elf think Ellen is checking out her body as she cries for help, struggling in the butterfly grasp.

Ellen: ......I'll be taking that from you. *his hand reaching out to her*

Elf Archer: KYAAA!!-

He takes the bottle of vial and the map from her, releasing her from the butterfly grasp and letting her fall back on the floor. Looking at the vial in his hands, seeing the richness of it's color before storing it in his coat.

Ellen: Thank you for your items, may our path cross once more..... *His body engulf in a swarm of butterfly before the swarm let go, now nowhere to be seen*

The elf stares at the place where the exorcist use to be, dumbfounded and blushing embarrassingly.

-----[Location: Floritz Kingdom/POV: Victor Liamord]-----

To be fair, I know he would do that. But I wasn't really think he would still do it since if it's him being in that clothing, his demeanor would also change. I guess I shouldn't think too highly of him but try to calm him down a little.

Victor:*Sighed*  I guess we should to find him first...... 

Maid Girl: I think we should end him after we found him, for he could be a nuisance.

Demon Lady: Agreed, why bother having him when paladin Victor could single-handedly fight off against my father?

Victor: No, he's my friend and the only one I could trust on defeating the Demon Lord without a problem.

Blond Princess: Well, why are you so adorn towards this friend of yours hero ?

Victor: Because he's the only person that I couldn't go up against, not even with preparation.

Now, everyone turn to look at me with wide eye.

Victor: A person who fight and overcome death, blessing of the divine gods to have every bit of holy or demonic power to overcome his enemies that goes against his doing.

A warrior that never fall.

The solemn expression that will be the last thing his enemies ever saw.

The true stoic manner of a person, never broken and never will.

Naming him [Solemn Lament: The Praying Exorcist] Ellen Vincent

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