WTF Hetalia Ships

Romano X Chef Boyardee

(WILL CONTAIN SMUT! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, ENJOY!)
----------------------------------------------Lovino Vargas works at a local Chef Boyardee Company. His boss was Chef Boyardee himself. Lovino strangely fell in love with his boss, even though Chef Boyardee was a little rash. Soon, Lovino went up to his boss, asking if he could speak with him for a 'raise'. Chef Boyardee agreed and took him to his office. They talked before sure, but this time around, Lovino felt nervous on the inside. But, Lovino kept his cool. "So, ravioli bastard, do you have a wife or anything like that?" "No" Chef Boyardee said. "I'm not into women Lovi, I'm into men." Lovino huffed a bit when his boss called him 'Lovi'. "In fact... I like someone that works here." Chef Boyardee moved closer to Lovino. "He looks just like you too." Lovino blushed slightly then glared at his boss. Lovino thought it was about his brother Feliciano. "Is it my idiota fratello?" "No. It's you." Chef Boyardee said bluntly and leaned in, kissing Lovino on the lips a bit roughly. Lovino blushed and hesitantly kissed him back just as roughly. Tongues were fighting in dominance with Chef Boyardee winning in the end. Chef Boyardee pinned Lovino on his desk and took off Lovino's shirt. He flicked his tongue around Lovino's nub while pinching the other. Lovino gasped and let out a quiet moan. "Damn you ravioli bastard.." "Hm? What is it Lovino? Tell me, what do you want me to do you?" Lovino sighs with a now darker blush. "Ngh... Just put it in already dammit." Chef Boyardee obliged and stopped with the nub sucking and pinching. He took off his pants in a swift motion. Soon taking his own pants off to reveal his 'sausage'. "My my, that's a giant sausage. What's your secret you bastard?" Lovino asked with lust in his eyes. "Viagra." Chef Boyardee simply reply's. He soon prepares Lovino by placing three fingers at Lovino's entrance. He stretches Lovino's entrance along with moving in and out with his fingers. Lovino moans and grips table as Chef Boyardee moves his fingers faster. Once Chef Boyardee was done, he took out his fingers. Lovino let out a tiny whimper from the loss of the the fingers. Soon however, it was replaced by Chef Boyardee's 'sausage'. He pounds into Lovino hard and fast, earning moans and sighs from the italian beneath him. Chef kept going, trying to find Lovino's sweet litt- "Agh! There Chef there~!" Chef Boyardee found it, he found Lovino's sweet spot. He thrusted deeper and harder into Lovino's sweet spot, earning loud moans and cry's from Lovino. "Agh, I'm gunna cum!" "Same to you!" Chef Boyardee says to the panting Lovino. Lovino soon climaxes with Chef Boyardee after him. ".... Ti amo bastard." "Love you too." Chef Boyardee pulled out and helped Lovino put his clothes back on. "See you later Lovi~." Lovino glared "Don't fucking call me that!" After work, they two men proceeded to have butt sex three times at Chef Boyardee's house.
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