Childhood

The Powerpuff Girls

THEORY 1-
Professor Utonium is actually a pervert. Things are about to get REAL creepster up in hurr. According to Useful Information About Nothing, the scientist who basically plays father to the three cute superheroes was so "sex hungry," he opted to create girls to fornicate with. "Even though the professor is a horrible cook, he knew that with just the right ingredients, he could make his dream a reality. Now the professor also knew that people would be really curious and freaked out if they discovered the professor created a normal woman to be living with him in his house, satisfying his sexual need at any time. He could probably hide his creation, but it's not possible to hide something/someone forever. So to mask his true intentions, the professor got ingredients to make little girls instead of a woman and if anyone asked, he could say they were dropped at the front of his doorstep and he, being a caring and lonely man, decided to take them in." The "problem" was that they ended up with superpowers, thereby ruining his evil plans.

THEORY 2-
Professor Utonium also likes his drugs. According to the same theorist behind the aforementioned theory, Professor U actually smokes weed through his pipe. "That's how he manages to be the single father to three girls who have super powers. Just imagine when they grow up and start having periods and all! He's gonna be on some STRONG stuff."

THEORY 3-
The girls don't actually have any sort of powers. They're just normal children who pretend to have powers; their mother divorced their dad or died; their dad is not a scientist but, rather, a pharmacist, who makes medicine in his basement. This is the reason as to why the girls are never allowed into the basement.

THEORY 4-
Mojo Jojo is the girls' half-brother. "He was sexually interested in his younger siblings, and he attempted to capture them in any way he saw fit. This is the supposed reason as to why he is the most feared figure in the main series."

THEORY 5-
HIM is the girls' gay uncle. "The reason as to why he's seen as the Devil in the main series is because his brother, Utonium, was very intolerant of homosexuals, and deemed the concept as being ungodly. He also convinced his daughters to stay away from his brother, and he never mentioned his brother by name. Instead, he always referred to his brother as Him."

Source- http://www.teen.com/2015/03/20/television/powerpuff-girls-theories-hidden-messages/#ixzz3g5oyN2Nk

My opinion- wtf did i just read ;-;