It was a very bright skibidi sigma day, no Ohio whatsoever. The skibitrees are filled with dazzling hawks that tuah along with the Autumn breeze. There, in the middle of the skibidischool parking lot, stood the one and only rizz teacher, Mr. Ohio. He had just finished an unsigma day with his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 students, which made him feel more restless than ever.
“I cannot keep dealing with these delinquents any longer! It is so exhausting and I don't get any time for myself!” The man yelled, seeming a little crazy to the people passing by the parking lot.
“OPPA OHIO WAIT!” A teacher yells from the distance, bouncing and trancing towards Mr. Ohio.
“Oh great, what now…” Mr. Ohio groaned.
The teacher’s face gleamed with joy as he caught up to him. It turns out, that teacher was the beloved gyat teacher, Mr. Skibidi.
“I have to say something..” Mr Skibidi said. Suddenly, a dramatic gust of wind greeted the parking lot, Mr Ohio's lonely 3 strands of hair flowing lusciously in the breeze.
Mr. Skibidi's eyes shine as he gets bombarded with Mr. Ohio’s preposterous forehead, wanting to make it even shinier somehow…
“Well spit it out Lil bro it's getting cold,” Mr. Ohio rushed, his sudden shift in attitude startling Mr. Skibidi.
“I-I j-just wanted to say-” Mr. Skibidi accidentally makes eye contact with Mr. Ohio, his heart beating faster than plastic bags flying through the air gracefully.
“I-I wanted to say that.. I wub you🥺”
“Miiiiiihhhhhsssstttttuuurrrrrrr Skkkiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhbbbbbiiiihhhhdddiiiiihhhh….. do you have brehkfehsttttttttttt…” The infamous Carlos said, tweaking out and rolling around on the floor, foaming out the mouth like a dog with rabies. Both men looked at him (and his rolls) disgustedly.
“Ew what the freak we were being 𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 here kid,” Mr Ohio said, trembling in fear.
“I-I’ll take care of him,” Mr. Skibidi said, smiling cutely.
Mr. Skibidi slingshots Carlos by his rolls onto a ginormous weight scale that made his weight go to infinity and beyond before it starts combusting and dismantling on top of him making him holler and bother in pain.
“MMMMMMHHHHIIIHHHSSSSSSTTTUUHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR……..!!!!!!!” Carlos says, his voice slowly fading away.
“There we go!” Mr. Ohio exclaims, beginning to dance to bad apple. (BAD APPLE MENTIONED)
“Heh…. 𝓦𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓷𝓸𝔀…” Mr. Skibidi asks, suddenly beginning to speak in cursive.
Yah-yah-yah, yah-yah-yah, yah-yah-yah-yah (loo-loo-loo-loo)
Yah-yah-yah, yah-yah-yah, yah-yah-yah-yah (오빠)
Yah-yah-yah, yah-yah-yah, yah-yah-yah-yah (loo-loo-loo-loo)
Yah-yah-yah, yah-yah-yah-yah 붐붐바 붐바야 (boombayah lyrics)
𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂… (𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓝𝓞𝓣 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽)
“M-M-M-M-M-M-MIIIHHHHSSSSTTTUUURRRRR SKIHHHHHHHBBIIIHHHHDDDDDIIIHHHHH," Carlos yelled, his voice charging up and his millions of rolls enhancing his volume.
“Oh shit it's Carlos,” Mia says, randomly appearing in the parking lot to begin her adventure home, “WHAT THE FREAK IS THAT MR SKIBIDI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?”
Carlos’s lost and found worth of chins quickly jolted towards Mia, his head looking like the cover of a Thomas the Train comic except if it was cut out into an egg. He quickly compressed his FACIAL cheeks, doubling his face in size as he began frolicking aggressively towards Mia, shoving his hand into his rolls and pulling out a perfume bottle.
“MMMHHHHHIIIYYYUUUHHHHHHH… IIHHHSSS THHHIIIIIHHHSSSSSS YAAAAAAAAAHHHRRS??” He says, his 25-gon looking chin putting a thumbs up in approval.
“GET THE FREAK OUT!” Mia yells, whipping out her inner 2020 My Hero Academia phase and hitting him with the Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Lousiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming smash, sending Carlos flying all the way to Australia where he sees my dead fish Bluno Mars. “AND MR SKIBIDI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MR OHIO YOU HOMO!?!?!?!?!?”
Mr. Ohio dramatically tucked one singular microscopic hair behind his ear, blushing tomato red because he's as white a blue paper I try to print but my printer requires magenta.
“OH HELL NO. NOT INFRONT OF MY PRECIOUS EYES.” Mia screams, throwing her comically oversized poster board at Mr. Ohio, causing his body to be catapulted back into Mr. Skibidi's car, where both teachers proceed to dig deep into the back seat where they consume each other inwards.
Just as Chappell Roan began blasting and Mia began bawling her eyes out, Mr. Gyat appeared, pinky interlocked with Mr. Grimace's.
“OH MY GOSH ALL OF YOU ARE HOMOS.” Mia said, stealing a car and running everyone over.
All the homos. looked at each other with confused glances, before performing a foursome infront of Lizzo, aka Ms. Rizz.
“This isn’t well, this is extraordinary😍”
“I'm gonna tell everyone idgaf about any class points this is terrifying,” Mia cried.
THE END.
YOU ARE READING
dramatically sighs in disappointment
De TodoI am beign forced 2 write this anyways stan Mia gusy
