Me: "Alright, here's the list for the harem—"
Suddenly, a dark voice growls beside me.
Venom: "Hold on! Let me see that. You always mess this up. I'll make sure you get it right."
Me: "Venom?! Why are you even here?"
Venom: "Because you'll get it wrong! You have terrible taste. Let's begin."
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Twilight (Princess)
Venom: "The purple one. Smart. Probably knows how to make some kind of serum, good in a crisis. Acceptable. We'll keep her."
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Twilight (Human World)
Venom: "Two Twilights? Greedy, aren't we? They're basically the same person. Are you sure you can handle two of them?"
Me : "Yes, I'm sure."
Venom: "Fine. She stays, but don't have Y/N come crying to me if he can't tell them apart."
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Applejack
Venom: "Ah, the strong one. She'd survive a fight. Hard-working, resilient. I approve. Definitely keep her."
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Rainbow Dash
Venom: "Cocky. Fast. Probably wouldn't run from danger. I like her spirit."
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Rarity
Venom: "Hmm. A little fancy. I suppose if we're ever low on cash, she'd have some shiny things to pawn off. But not my first choice."
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Pinkie Pie
Venom: "What's with the hair? She's... happy. Distractingly happy. Could come in handy, I guess. Just try to keep her from talking too much."
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Fluttershy
Venom: "Now this one I like. Quiet. Good with animals. She wouldn't complain if we had to... eat someone."
Me: "Venom!"
Venom: "What? Just thinking ahead."
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Sunset Shimmer
Venom: "Finally, some attitude. I can work with that. But I'm keeping an eye on her—I don't trust her."
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Me: "Okay, now the 'maybe' list..."
The Dazzlings
Venom: "All three of them? They're powerful, a little sinister... I approve. Though they may try to manipulate Y/N. I'd they try anything, I'll bite their heads off."
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Trixie
Venom: "Show-off. She's got something to prove."
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Derpy
Venom: "The one with the crossed eyes? She has character. Unpredictable, just how I like them."
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Wallflower
Venom: "Forgettable. Might be useful if we need to disappear. Could come in handy, I guess."
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Pinkie's Sisters (Marble, Limestone, and Maud Pie) and Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops
Venom: "Wait, how many of these girls does Y/N need? I mean, really...I'm starting to lose count."
You: "It's just a maybe!"
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DJ
Venom: "Oh hell no! You're not getting rid of me that easily!"
Me: "Anyone else?"
"Celestia!"
Venom: "She's old enough to be Y/N's mom!!!"
"Luna!"
"Cadence!"Venom's eyes narrow as his grin spreads wider.
Venom: "Enough! I'll handle this."
In a flash, Venom lunges forward, eating the heads of person 1, 2, and 3
Venom: "Good. Now, stick to the list—or I'll handle any other... bad ideas."
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Venom form
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