Percy Jackson Song Parodies

Riptide

Percy POV

I was scared of monsters at the park
I was scared of English class
And fighting Mrs. Dodds
My best friend Grover going green
Greener than his girlfriend Juni.

Grover POV

Oh
And then you're off to camp

Percy, fighting with his sword Riptide
Finding his way to the west side
I wanna be your satyr guide

I protect you
When you're fighting monsters
And I got a chill up my fur
'Cause you're gonna swing your sword wrong

After a few minutes of your fight
This guy's expelled from Yancy school
Heads home to New York City

Betrayed friend stole the master bolt
I was almost taken into the deepest pit

Oh
We head to the Underworld

Percy, fighting with your sword Ripide
Facing the god on the west side
I'm gonna be your satyr guide

We stayed there
At the Lotus Hotel
And I got a chill up my fur
'Cause you're gonna swing your sword wrong

Percy POV

I just have to, I just have to now
Facing Hades, Fighting Ares now
I just have to, I just have to fight
I won't have it, he wont have it, any other way
I swear, Grover, going crazy green
Closest thing to the god Pan that you've ever seen

Grover POV

Percy, fighting with your sword Riptide
Luke tried to take you his side
I wanna be your satyr guide