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"Seriously [Nickname]? Again?"
"I hate it when people confess because I don't like saying no."
"Well I mean at least she's verbal because last time it was like watching a piece of ice melt in a timelapse."
"You guys are rude as fuck."
"Girl if you don't get your ass up."
"No."
"I'll pants you [Nickname]!"
"WAIT! IM UP."
"Is getting pantsed really that bad?"
"IN THE PREFERENCE OF MY OWN HOUSE? No, but when people are over yeah!"
"I forgot this wasn't our home."
"Dude.. ALSO! Who even asked you guys to come over?! I was perfectly fine!"
"Ya sure?"
"It's a moment to myself where I think about what to do! It doesn't even last that long for you to come here."
"Well we're so sorry we want to see you!"
"No one asked you to buddy, go on home, I'll walk you out but you gotta stop and let it happen because not only is it for my critical thinking skills but also a break."
"Ya sure?"
"One things for sure is I'm gonna shove a leaf blower up your ass and put it on max if you don't shut up."
"They left."
"I was only joking."
"They still left [Nickname]."
"What am I gonna do Michi! I don't like him like that."
"Didn't you say you wanted to marry Seishu?"
"Boy do I."
"I'm feeling Auntie Anne's Pretzels so let's go get some."
"Okay."
"Hold on, you're going out like that?"
"Like what?"
"You look like Adam Sandler."
"That's what a banger fit is tho, can't spell fit without I, for I am Adam Sandler."
"Y'know what, yes it is."
"Are you being sarcastic?"
"No, I'm too tired to hate, plus it's Adam Sandler."
"Let's just go dude."
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"Dude these pretzels are bomb asf."
"It's cuz they're free."
"Why do you always say that?"
"I have said it a few times yeah but it's because you don't taste the hard work that comes with buying your own meal."
