𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕣✮𝕨𝕤⊹˚∘✧||Tokyo Revengers Fanfic

26|BEYONCÉ

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I cooked? Or got cooked
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𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡...

"Seriously N/n? Again?"

"It's just so awkward to be outside when your best friend of 4 years confesses to you one day when you're about to leave for college."

"Well I mean at least she's verbal because last time it was like watching a piece of ice melt in a timelapse."

"You guys are mean asf."

"Girl if you don't get your ass up."

"No."

"I'll pants you N/n!"

"WAIT! IM UP."

"Is getting pantsed really that bad?"

"In a room full of guys? Yeah."

"Oh yeah I forgot you're not a dude."

"Well, anyways who asked you guys to come over? Because I can handle this myself."

"Ya sure?"

"It's a coping mechanism! It's just me taking a break from the real world but you guys always come and ruin that."

"Well we're so sorry we want to see you!"

"No one asked you to buddy, go on home, I'll walk you out but you gotta stop and let this air out on its own because whenever it does it'll take a long while for me to get like this again."

"Ya sure?"

"One things for sure is I'm gonna shove a leaf blower up your ass and put it on max if you don't shut up."

"They left."

"I was only joking.."

"They still left N/n."

"What am I gonna do Michi! I don't even know if I like him, I mean I wanna but that's like lying to myself because I genuinely don't feel any attraction to people at all.."
(I'm gonna cook guys hear me out trust there will be a good ending one day.)

"Maybe not now but most likely soon, didn't you say you wanted to marry Inui?"

"I was only joking, he's nice and honestly I can tell he likes me because it's so easy to spot from him but like literally anyone else? How did I not notice Rin liked me?"

"Idk but I'm feeling Auntie Anne's Pretzels so let's go get some."

"Alright."

"Hold on, you going out like that?"

"Like what?"

"You look like Adam Sandler."

"That's what a banger fit is tho."

"Y'know what, yes it is."

"You being sarcastic?"

"No, I'm too tired to hate, plus it's Adam Sandler."

"Let's just go dude."

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"Dude these pretzels are bomb asf."

"It's cuz they free."

"Why do you always say that?"

"I said it a few times yeah but it's because, since you didn't pay for it, you don't taste the stress from working."

"Makes sense."

"You don't pay for anything anyway so everything should taste like a 5 star restaurant to you."