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Q: What am I doing here? Why are you uploading a story?
A: Although I said that I'll be gone for a long time. My stress is just stressing. Therefore, I'm releasing my stress through this. Yup, this will be my coping mechanism for the mean time.
Q: Will the updates be slow?
A: Yes. I'll upload the chapters during my free time and whenever I am stressed lol (aka when I don't want to do my requirements or papers assigned to me like what I am doing rn).
Q: Will you upload more stories?
A. Sorry, no. However, if I'm dying I'll probably upload one or two after uploading all the chapters of this story. In the mean time, I hope you'll enjoy this one! It's not horror themed tho.
𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨, 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚. 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚. 𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜!
El's momentary comment 🗒:
"..." The book is really fast paced. Pluuus, the sweetness can cause tooth decay. Not really my type but it's kinda good as a pass time.
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。゚☾ ゚。⋆
"666, are you sure you got it right?"
Xingmu looked at the pink rabbit doll speechlessly.
"Boss, this is it. As long as we give this to the villain and let him hold it every day, our mission will be completed."
"Isn't it super simple?"
666 looked like you are praising me, you are praising me.
Xingmu twitched the corner of his mouth, not knowing where to start complaining.
"The villain is an adult man who is 1.95 meters tall."
"Boss, are you questioning my ability? Of course I know."
666 looked at Xingmu and then at the doll. He didn't think anything was wrong.
"..."
"This won't work anyway, please change my appearance."
"Boss, this is the golden finger designated by the bureau, and it cannot be changed at will."
"This dog bureau..."
Xingmu sighed, "I Got it."
"666, are you sure the villain will come to this banquet?"
Xingmu couldn't keep the smile on his face after rejecting the person who approached him for the nth time.
"Boss, this is an important plot point, you can't go wrong."
Xingmu drank all the wine in his hand and licked his lips with unfinished content.
【This wine is good. 】
Xingmu's current identity is a doctor who has returned from the country. According to the original plot, he should be Boss Ba's doctor friend?
"Boss, stop drinking. The villain is in the lounge upstairs."
Xingmu took the last sip of wine and licked his lips with satisfaction.
"Let's go, Xiao Liuzi."
"Guest, are you okay?"
Cheng Yi cautiously approached Shao Yunchen, trying to step forward and help him up.
Shao Yunchen frowned and waved vigorously, telling him to leave quickly, "I'm fine."
Cheng Yi seemed not to have heard, and slowly approached Shao Yunchen, "Guest, I think something is wrong with you, I will take you to see it right now Doctor."
Shao Yunchen looked at the waiter in front of him and sneered, "No need."
Cheng Yi bit his lip, as if he had suffered a huge grievance, but still had no intention of leaving.
At this time, Cheng Yi suddenly stumbled and fell directly towards Shao Yunchen.
"Is that so?"
"Boss, this is it."
Xingmu looked at the door and pushed it in. Then he saw such a "sexy" scene?
"Wow, I'm sorry, I went to the wrong place."
Xingmu closed the door as he spoke.
"Boss, boss! You can't leave."
"Xiao Liuzi, do you know that you can't interrupt other people's good deeds at will, you will be punished by God."
Xingmu said with an inscrutable face, and then gave 666 a cute wink .
"Boss, boss."
666 saw that Xingmu was really going to leave, and the whole system was going to be shattered. He didn't want to go back and rebuild!
"Boss, don't you think the villain was forced?"
Xingmu stopped and thought for a moment. The villain's expression did look like he had been drugged. His eyes just now seemed like he wanted to kill that person?
"No, the villain hasn't got his golden finger yet."
Xingmu reopened the door and quietly poked his head in.
[Please, please. 】
Xingmu prayed in her heart not to let herself see the picture of the needle eye.
Xingmu looked around the room with his little head and found the waiter lying on the ground with blood on his head?
"Damn it, 666, the villain killed someone, should I pretend not to see it or pretend not to see it?"
"Boss, the villain is over there."
Xingmu looked from a distance and saw the villain lying in a corner with his body Most of my clothes have been taken off due to the effect of the medicine.
Star Twilight swallowed.
"666, this villain's figure is amazing."
666 said he didn't dare to look at him. He really didn't dare to look at him.
Xingmu looked at her belly again.
【Would you like to practice it yourself? ]
Xingmu opened the door slowly and walked to Shao Yunchen.
Shao Yunchen felt the person approaching, frowned subconsciously, and looked at the person vaguely.
"Who are you?"
"Doctor."
Xingmu directly pulled Shao Yunchen up and let him lean against her.
Shao Yunchen has a mysophobia and doesn't like people approaching him. Cheng Yi is a typical example. He was pushed out by Shao Yunchen and hit the table and fainted.
Xingmu looked at Shao Yunchen, who was on guard, and took out something, "This is my medical practitioner certificate. Do you believe it now?"
"Boss, I really have yours. Take the certificate with you."
"It's fake. The little card I just picked up in the car. "
"..."
"Boss, don't you think the villain is a fool?"
After hearing this, Shao Yunchen nodded in confusion and leaned against Xingmu with relief.
[This person has a very fragrant smell, I really like it. ]
"Look, he's just a fool."
Shao Yunchen was taken to the room upstairs by Xingmu. After entering the room, Xingmu threw Shao Yunchen directly on the bed.
Shao Yunchen groaned unbearably.
"666, it's too expensive here. It costs 2,000 yuan a night. My monthly salary is only 3,000 yuan now."
"Boss... you don't care about the villain anymore."
Xingmu glanced at Shao Yunchen and felt that he had spent the 2,000 yuan in vain. , withdrew his gaze again.
"I believe he will overcome it on his own."
"Boss, the villain's medicine is quite heavy. If he continues to endure it like this, it may get bad."
666 said quietly.
Xingmu glanced at Shao Yunchen's crotch and let out a pitiful tut.
"Can such a big thing break?"
666 felt that the whole system was on fire. "Boss, are you really not going to help him?"
"Xiao Liuzi, we are here to deliver dolls, do you still want me to "Dedicate yourself?"
"Boss, that's not what I meant."
Xingmu said, taking out the rabbit doll and approaching Shao Yunchen cautiously, trying to let him hold it.
But at this moment, Xing Mu didn't know what he tripped over, and he jumped directly on Shao Yunchen.
Xingmu's face directly hit Shao Yunchen's chest.
"It hurts."
Xingmu slowly propped up his body, rubbed his nose, raised his head and met Shao Yunchen's bottomless eyes.
[Damn it, the villain must think that I'm in the same group as that waiter just now, am I going to be beaten too? ]
Xingmu explained awkwardly, "Brother, don't get me wrong, I just..."
Shao Yunchen couldn't let Xingmu finish what he said and directly pressed Xingmu under him.
Xingmu was stunned for a moment and began to struggle, but found that he couldn't struggle at all!
[How is it possible? I can't push it away. It's impossible. 】
"666! 666!"
666 looked at the sky in the distance. If there was an entity at this time, 666 must be holding a cigarette.
[Boss, you must be sexually happy. ]
"666! 666!"
Shao Yunchen touched Xingmu's face with his hand, and then kissed Xingmu's lips directly.
cc, my first kiss. ]
Xingmu began to struggle even more fiercely. Shao Yunchen directly tied Xingmu's hands with one hand and pressed them above his head, and then buried his head entirely in Xingmu's neck.
"You smell so good."
Xingmu looked at Shao Yunchen who kept sniffing around his neck.
"You're a fucking dog."
Shao Yunchen was already unconscious. Following his instinct, he tore off Xingmu's clothes and started his strategy.
"Uh, you..."
[My innocence! 】
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[MTL, BL] Quick Transmigration: Ding, Villain, Your Golden Finger is Here!
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