You were on your phone and all of a sudden someone walks into the house and you were confused on who this was. Joe, Murr, and Q thought this was Sal's friend from college or something. He spots you and sits next to you. "Hey there," he says. Hey?" You asked. "I'm Dustin, and you are?" He asks. "I don't feel comfortable with telling you." You told him. "If you need a ride or something after I can give you one." He says. "No I already have one." You tell him. "Who?" He asks. "None of your business," you tell him. Q looks at him as he notices that he was just a little to close for comfort as he puts arm around you but you took it off. "You free this Friday?" He asks. "No I work," you tell him. "What about Saturday?" He asks. "I already have plans." You tell him. "Sunday night?" He asks. "You make me sick," you tell him. "I make you sick?" He laughs. "Nobody talks to me like that." "Obviously someone should." He grabs you by the arm. "You are coming with me whether you like it or not." Dustin demands as Q says. "Hey buddy stop treating her like that." Dustin stands up and goes to Q. "I think we need to go outside and have a talk." Dustin says as Q stands up and Dustin did not know how tall Q is and he stands back a little. Sal comes into the living room. "Who are you?" Sal says. "Oh my gosh Sal I love you." Dustin says as Sal realizes he is a fan as Dustin tries to hug him but Sal pushes him off. "Please get out of my house." Sal pleads him. "But I'm your biggest fan" please let me stay!" Dustin pleads. "Look I appreciate you being a huge fan but please get out of my house." Sal agains pleads him. "If you want me out you're going to have to call the police. By the way can I date your sibling they are smoking hot?" Dustin asks. "No you can not date them" Sal scolds him as he gets his phone to call 911. "Why?" He asks. "They are dating me." Q says as a lot of people gasped. Q walks over to you and squeezes you tight. "Oh you two are dating oh I am so sorry," Dustin says as he leaves but cops showed up which made him run and the cops ran after him. "Great way to make him run off Q. Sal praises him. "Hey just looking out for y/n they are like a sibling to me too. Got to protect them." Q says as he chuckles.
~time skips to after the BBQ~
You watch the news at your house. As the news reporter announced, "Today there was someone arrested in Staten Island, the person is 29 year old Dustin Hartman, he is wanted for breaking and entering and is also a registered sex offender." They show a picture of him and it looked exactly like the Dustin that was flirting with you. "He also tries to pick up people that insult him and he broke into the celebrity from Impractical Jokers, Sal Vulcano's, house and tried to grab his sibling." You see Sal on the news as he starts to talk about what happened. "He just walked in uninvited somehow he got my address, he walked like it was his house and flirted with my sibling, we called the cops and they got him." Sal explained. "This man is wanted in 3 states. New York, Texas, and Illinois." You texted Sal.
You: hey did you see the news?
Sal: yeah that's fucking wild
You: can't believe that man is wanted in three states 😂 what a loser
Sal: 😂
You sigh as you continued watching tv. You decided to text Q.
You: hey thanks for sticking up for me getting me away from registered sex offender Dustin
Q: he was a registered sex offender?
You: yeah he was wanted in three states and one of them was New York
Q: damn lmao
You were so glad that Dustin was caught and that Q pretended that you two were dating but you wish that the dating part was real.
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A protective older brother. (Reader x Q aka Brian)
FanfictionYou and your older brother Sal have always been close with each other but you start dating his best friend and gets a little to protective.