jojo's bizarre reader-inserts

late - joseph

You never expected him to show up, but there he was. Standing at the door way of the expensive Italian restaurant was Joseph Joestar himself, struggling to search for you in the small restaurant.

You never thought he'd show up. He's about thirty minutes late and barely looked appropriate for your date.

"Hey! Sorry I'm late I had some things to do."

"It's fine." You muttered. He gave you a cheeky grin in return.

"So did you wait long for me? Heh, was it worth it after you saw me walk out that door?"

You merely smiled. He cocked his brow and his upper lip giving him a comedic look.

"What's the matter? Did I do something?"

"Joseph, I want to know what this is."

"What do you mean by 'this'?"

"Our relationship."

His expression dropped and his eyebrows furrowed.

"Well you're my girlfriend aren't y-are you breaking up with me?"

"No! That's not what I meant! I meant, well....what do I mean to you? Am I just someone you can fuck every so often or am your lover? I never see you anymore..."

Joseph gulped by your sudden outburst. He began to sweat a little as he asked the waiter for some water and you were quickly beginning to lose your patience.

"Answer me, Joseph!"

He sighed. "Well you see this...this isn't an easy thing to say and I don't even think I can explain what's going on, but...I love you (y/n). I really do. But I'm in the middle of something big right now and I can't really explain what it is." His sudden grip on your hand made you blush as he leaned down and looked you in the eye. His eyes wandered from you to the clock behind you and his eyes grew wide.

"Oh my god!! It's nearly past nine o'clock!! Lisa Lisa is gonna be pissed..." He yelled, angering some nearby people. You sighed and retrieved your hand from his. His eyes went back to you, and his cheeky smile returned.

"Buuuuuut I'll be a little late today because...." He leaned over to you, nearly hovering over the entire table with his big chest, and placing his hand on your thigh. "I've got plans later on tonight with my babe."

A blush ran across your cheeks as you gulped back a moan, feeling his hands run smoothly up and down your thigh and reaching up towards a more intimate place.

"Whadya say, baby? Forgive me?" You mustered out a stuttered 'yes' before he returned his hand back to his side.

"Hey, didn't I order a glass of water five minutes ago!? Damn you Italians are slower than my grandma!"

Erina Pendleton swore she felt her ears ringing.