Kidnapper: We have your daughter.
Ragatha: I don't have a daughter.
Kidnapper: Why does it say Mommy on the contact list, then?
Ragatha: [!@ 🎩#$], they have Pomni.
Ragatha: Nothing in life is free.
Caine: Adventure is free.
Pomni: Breathing is free.
Zooble: Creating problems is free.
Jax: Everything's free if you don't pay.
Zooble: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Bubble, who has his mouth full of donuts: No.
Zooble: What's that white powder on your pants, then?
Bubble: That's cocaine. Obviously.
Zooble: Oh.
Zooble: Can I have some?
Police: You're under arrest for having six people on a single motorcycle.
Ragatha: Wait, six?
Caine: Me, Gangle, Zooble, Kinger, Ragatha, Jax... weren't there two more people with us?
Kinger, trying hard to remember:
Zooble: Sh[!@ 🎩#$].
Jax: Heh...
Gangle: Jax... Please say you didn't push them off...
Caine: Oh no! Bubble, Pomni!!!
Gangle: So when I was small-
Jax: Hah!-
Gangle: What?...
Jax: You said was.
Zooble: glares at Jax You were saying...
Jax, now nervous: A-and I uh, I wouldn't have it any other way...?
Zooble: Better.
Gangle: What's the point of being so tall if you have to bow down in front of me?
Zooble: THAT'S MY GIRL!
Jax: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.
Pomni: Jax.
Jax: Now listen here you-
Ragatha in the background: sighs He's more than stupid...
Caine: Am I in trouble?
Zooble: Take a guess.
Caine: No?
Zooble: Try again.
Caine: Not at all?
Zooble: You have a hundred tries before you get the answer.
Caine: I don't know a hundred synonyms for no!
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