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Here are some jokes in English:
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
4. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
If you need more or specific types of jokes, let me know!
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Recipe for Chocolate Cake
Ingredients:
• 200 g dark chocolate
• 100 g butter
• 150 g sugar
• 3 eggs
• 100 g flour
• 1 tsp baking powder
• Pinch of salt
• Vanilla (optional)
Instructions:
1. Preparation: Preheat the oven to 180°C (350°F). Grease and flour a baking pan.
2. Melt the Chocolate: In a saucepan over low heat, melt the chocolate and butter, stirring until smooth.
3. Add Sugar: Remove the mixture from the heat and stir in the sugar until well combined.
4. Add Eggs: Add the eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition. If desired, add vanilla.
5. Combine Dry Ingredients: In a separate bowl, mix the flour, baking powder, and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the chocolate mixture, stirring gently.
6. Bake: Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bake for about 25-30 minutes, or until the cake rises and the surface is shiny.
7. Cool: Allow the cake to cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.
8. Serve: You can dust it with powdered sugar or serve with a scoop of ice cream.
Enjoy your chocolate cake!
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