Chapter 20: Blond girls are crazy in the forest

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Luke pov:

we ran as fast as my legs could run and I can run fast. I usually ran when trying to catch up to the runaway animals but running away from crazy ladies is something I hav- oh wait the girls in my hometown never mind this is normal.

Oreo pov:

so this is real? Huh... 

THIS FEELS AMAZING TO BE REAL AND NOT IN OR MADE OUT OF PAPER! LIKE I CAN MOVE FREELY FOR ONCE!

Lucy pov:

Fuck those 3... I swear if Oreo likes Corner I will shoot myself with that Russian lady gun.

Luke pov:

The last thing I heard was a bang before falling down. My face felt cold after the fall and there were white things all over me. And my face hurts now from falling onto the ground. :(

Lucy pov:

THAT DAMN BLACK HAIR WOMAN JUST SHOT MY OTHER EYE AND MADE US FALL DOWN!

Oreo pov:

I sat up and looked at the point where that shot was taken...  There was that emotionless black hair woman next to the blond-haired lady and the hot sign- I mean just the sign. I got up and changed my hand to be a chainsaw ready to try to kill them. I ran up to them...



















BANG!

THEY SHOT MY HORN!!! I fell back from the impact of the shot but damn does this hurt...

Luke pov:

I sat up and I looked at the back of Oreo, seeing him fall down as blood rushed down his horn. I hope he is okay...

Lucy pov:

two hands came out of the socket of my eyes.  The hands had eyes which meant I could finally SEE EVERYTHING AND NOT JUST IN RED!!!

Oreo pov:

As I looked back at them my vision faded in and out. I need to get out of here... but how? Oh man if only there wa- WTF IS THAT THING??!??!?!

"uh K∆ite...." the signpost said

So that blond lady is K∆ite THEN WHAT THAT HO- I MEAN SIGNPOST NAME.

"what corner? It not like you to act like this?" The lady said

So it's Conner huh?

Lucy:

KILL ME :D

Luke pov:

WTF IS THAT THING!?! LIKE SHE LOOKS TALLER THAN A HORSE! D:

(an: yeah cuz Fen is like 10ft If I remember that right and a horse is tall as like 5 ft depending on the type)

Oreo pov:

Damn umm, what do I do? We have a gun but like we learned with... what was his name? A+ kid! I think that his name? Whatever anyways... even if you tire to shoot or take the heart it doesn't mean they will die so in that chase.... we're fucked if it doesn't kill!

 Oh man, I hope this won't trigger a lesbian piano-playing stoner "nun" to get mad at us later :D!

(AN: if you don't understand why I put nun in """ it's just that am not 100% sure if she is a real nun. She begins Xister here. From what I know nuns can't date/ be married or do anything like idk DRUGS *and I am guessing that they can't show their hair since from what I see in movies and online they always have that thing that covers their heads idk what it called but I don't know if they have to*. So yeah I am just saying I don't know if she is a real nun or not... Hope this makes sense also to add to this I am not in any religion myself so don't get mad with me if something is wrong.)

Luke pov:

I took the gun and gave it to Oreo.

"Use it please..." I mutter as I give it to him

"You know what happened with that A+ kid?"

"Kev? I mean Nerd?" I ask

Kevin begins called a nerd by Luke Count: 2

"No the bully leader!"

"OLIVER?!?!  MY PRESONSA?!" the blonde lady yelled

"SHUT THE FU-" Before Lucy, you should full-on cuss at her sign somehow closed the door...

 HOW DID HE CLOSE THE DOOR?!

Oreo pov:

Now that thing's attention was all on us, it ran right toward Lucy... she gonna die. The thing slowly... NAH it bites off her head fast... like the bite of 83.

"UGH THAT WAS NOT SKIBIDI RIZZ OHIO LEVEL TEN MEWING FORM YOU FEN YOU JUST LOST 10000000000000000000000 BILLON ARUA YOU SKIDIBI GATTYA," Lucy said

Wtf?

Luke pov:

HUH?! WHAT DO THOSE WORDS MEAN?! D:

Oreo pov:

I held the gun and aimed it at the lady's heart... well she not facing us right now so it was more like where I thought it would be! Let's hope I didn't get it wrong!

"OREO HURRY UP!" Luke Yelled!

"ONE GOD DAMN MIN!" I yelled as I pulled the trigger

Sadly the monster moved before the bullet can hit her.... well fu-

Luke pov:

"YOU SHALL BE OUR LAMB LUCY BYE!" I yell as I drag oreo away leaving Lucy with the monster!





















Oreo pov:

Man, I hope she doesn't steal any cosplay in the future!



(AN: sorry this took so long. After my camp trip I have been feeling less motivated and school sucks! Hope you enjoy this chapter and we might go back to longer chps now since this is almost 1000 words! See you guys later! :D)


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