friendgroup incest

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still a random pub - dublin

"What the fuck Josh i've just tried to apologise and you fucking snogged me" she said in annoyance

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"What the fuck Josh i've just tried to apologise and you fucking snogged me" she said in annoyance

"what else do you want from me Adelaide for gods sake one minute you want me the next your ignoring me and then its like were back to friends" he said

The two now engaged in a screaming match were swiftly interrupted by a light cough from Eli.
"How long as you been there" said Adelaide in a state of a panic.
"About since Josh shoved his tounge down your throat, don't know why you screamed at him you enjoyed it" Eli replied weirdly calm for someone whos drank the equivalent of 4 bottles of vodka. "anyways Josh it's your turn for karaoke, its a duet though so Ads your doing it too"

Adelaide gave Josh a look as Eli dragged them to the small stage handing them both a mic before snatching one back "This is my friends I was talking about earlier, in the spirit of kissing and making up heres their song"
The opening notes to Don't Go Breaking My Heart began playing and Adelaide made a mental note to later slaughter Eli and whoever gave him the idea for this song. Adelaide wasnt just going to stand there and do nothing so she danced and sang her little heart out meanwhile Josh was a little more awkward about it. The two finished the song and Adelaide looked to Eli with purpose ready to shout.

The next day Adelaide woke up to about twenty thousand notifications from messages and a pounding headache, opening messages she seen it was the groupchat

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The next day Adelaide woke up to about twenty thousand notifications from messages and a pounding headache, opening messages she seen it was the groupchat.

Eli renamed the chat to "stop friendgroup incest"

Eli
please respect the group
name from now on
all

I seen one too many of you
snog last night

cough cough

addie

josh

iris

that random bloke we met
last night

thats one too many in
my opinion

hence why we shall have no
more friend group incest

Addie
You're just annoyed you
haven't pulled En yet Elijah

and me and Josh meant
nothing btw

Iris
yeah and that random
bloke just so happens to be
the love of my life

can i add him

i'm adding him

Iris added Archie

Archie
uhm.. hi?

Iris what is this

Iris
the gang

Addie
Iris if i were you i wouldnt
add a lad i fancy into a group
called "stop friendgroup incest"

kind of gives the wrong impression

Iris
darn

Archie doesnt mind

do you arch

can i call you arch

im calling you arch

Iris named Archie 'Arch'

Arch
ehm I mean i don't mind
either of those things

yeah

wait is Eli the one that was
singing that awful drunk
karaoke

Eli
Excuse me i'm offended

my family groupchat told me
it was stunning

Addie
Paul and Ali wouldn't lie

well actually they must have

that singing sounded like cats
wailing

With that Adelaide threw her phone down on the table beside her and got up to get a drink of water, the group had all stayed at Elis last night as his parents had enough spare beds even if they had to share. Adelaide shoved Enyas arm off her and avoided tripping over Iris who was now back asleep on the floor.

She walked into the kitchen sun streaming in through the windows, she looked up at the oven clock "7:35" it was still early enough that she knew no one else would be awake yet so she sat on the stool of the kitchen island perfecting her insta post, until Josh walked in.

"I'm leaving now don't say a word" Adelaide said getting up but Josh quickly grabbed her wrist pulling her back towards him
"Addie we can't keep fighting" he said quietly.
"Yes we can Josh, every time i think we're ready to be friends these feelings come back and we fuck it up" she sighed "its better if we aren't friends at all ok" Adelaide shook herself out of his grip and left the room heading back to bed

"Yes we can Josh, every time i think we're ready to be friends these feelings come back and we fuck it up" she sighed "its better if we aren't friends at all ok" Adelaide shook herself out of his grip and left the room heading back to bed

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A/N : Archie Bellwood - Jamie Hanson

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