1.Call up a pizza place e.g. Dominoes. Order a pizza and when they ask for your name say Torchwood.
2.Always take a banana to a party!!!!!!
3.Swap other people's things with bananas. E.g. Phone, purse. And see if they notice!!!!!!
4.Convince someone you are a ww2 captain from the 51st century who is a time agent and could be immortal! (This tests your lying and conning skills to the limits)!!!
5. Sneak up on someone and say you weren't there before because you used your vortex manipulator and point to your bracelet or watch!!!!!
6. Have fish fingers and custard!!!!😀
7.wear a FEZ!!!!!!!
8. Wear a bow tie and say they're 'cool'!!!!!
9. Wear an extra long stripey scarf that trails behind you!!!!
10. Wear a stick of celery!!!!!!!
11. Wear a Stetson!!!!!!
12. Get a gun( not real) and shoot the next persons hat off ( preferably a Stetson)
13. If someone is annoying you shout "I'm not English! I'm Welsh!!!" And punch them in the face!!!! #Gwen!!
14. Draw smiley faces on apples😀
15. Pretend you know how to speak baby!!!!!
16. Pretend you know what your doing when you don't.
17. Act like your clever.
18. Say Fantastic even when it's not fantastic.
19. Say allons-y!!!!!!
20. Say GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!
21. When your history teacher is going on about how Elizabeth 1 was the virgin queen say she is wrong because she fell in love with the Doctor!😎
22. Go round in a ww2 gas mask saying 'are you my mummy?!'
23. Loose your hand in a ( pretend ) sword fight, loose your hand and then magically grow one back.
24. Call the doctor a Martian!!!!!!
25. When someone asks how you know something say it's because you know everything.
26. Call Captain Jack Harkness World War 2.
27. Call the TARDIS number (07700900461)
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Doctor who and Torchwood funny things to do!!!!!!
RandomA list full of funny thing you can do if you're obsessed with Torchwood and doctor who. Some you can do when you're bored and some are just funny! Some of the things aren't that imaginative, sorry about that but I was really really bored in a car j...
