Hi my name is bob, I have a failing marriage and 3 insane kids and I run a failing cheap burger shop 🙁. I honestly don't see a point in going on, if you know what I mean 🖤⛓️. Im in me and Linda's bedroom right now I'm changing itno my "worlds best dad" shirt which I know is not true about me 🙁. My wife Linda walks in and she starts screaming at me like normal, that how I know she's been drinking to much. She calls me a nasty ugly fat hippopotamus lookin a** dude" and to get my "ugly a** tf on."
I storm out of the room, she doesn't know who she messing with. I go downstairs and see my disappointment... I mean children who are all twerking on tables with BOW BOW BOW by sexy red playing, they're all doing cocaine.
I scream "YOUR SCARING THE COSTUMERS AWAY."
they then all pack their bags and leave for summer camp. Finally some alone to drown in my own thought, till my wife comes downstairs and beats me with an old frying pan.
Linda says " I have to buy more vibrators because you don't pleasure me like Karl does, hes going to pay for my BBL that Im getting done by 8 strange men in Alaska."
She leaves and I'm alone again just like always, I have gotten used to being alone but it gets cold especially in my heart. Suddenly I hear movement coming from the door.
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The reckless love of bob and Bryan. By Ava and Raelynn
RomanceBob's marriage with Linda is failing and one day he's walking down complaining abuot his live and he sees Bryan the dog sniffing his butt and a something like a primal urge came across bob he knew Bryan would be his senpai 4ever. Bryan wants to keep...