If the XY Pokemon Characters can text: A fight

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Timeline: After the XYZ anime ended


Ash joined the chat
Serena joined the chat
Clemont joined the chat
Bonnie joined the chat

Ash: Is this everyone? 

Serena: I don't know.

Clemont: I think we were supposed to invite Trevor, Shauna, Tierno, Marin, Alain, and Sawyer?

Bonnie: Don't worry, I invited them already. 

Clemont: How do you know how to invite people!?

Bonnie: Just click 'Invite Friends', then click the people you want to invite! 😊

Clemont: ...Knew that...

Alain joined the chat
Marin joined the chat
Sawyer joined the chat
Shauna joined the chat

Alain: Is this the call?

Marin: Yup, this is it. Hello everyone!

Sawyer: Hello!

Shauna: Hi guys, hi Serena! 😄 

Serena: Shauna, everyone, hi! 😃

Ash: Where's Tierno and Trevor? 

Shauna: Having trouble joining.

Tierno joined the chat
Trevor joined the chat

Tierno: FUCK!!!! FINALLY!

Clemont: Hey guys!

Trevor: Hey, took us a while; but we finally made it!

Sawyer: Yup, just in time.

Marin: Bonnie's here too! Nice!

Bonnie: Hello Marin!

Alain: This is the first time I'm using this, I don't know what to do.

Ash: We made this chat so we can get in touch even if we're far from each other.

Trevor: That's smart.

Calem joined the chat

Clemont: ???

Ash: Who the fuck is this?

Calem: So, I finally found you Ketchum. Or should I say; Ketchup.

Marin: Hey, don't be mean!

Alain: Who are you? And why for Arceus' sake are you here?

Calem: I'm Calem. And I'm here for one reason, and one reason only.

Serena: Calem!?

Calem: Serena! You're here too?

Ash: Serena, you know him?

Serena: Yeah, I met him in the cafe near my appartment!

Shauna: Just, what do you want!? This is a private chat!

Calem: The reason why I'm here, is because YOU Ash motherfucker Ketchup, STOLE the girl of my dreams!

Ash: What.

Bonnie: Oh, hell naw.

Trevor: ?

Bonnie: HE didn't steal YOUR girl Camel, YOU are trying to steal HIS girl!

Clemont: Bonnie, stop!

Sawyer: Hang on Clemont. Let her cook.

Bonnie: Thank you Tierno. 

Calem: YOU DARE CALL ME WHAT LITTLE GIRL!?

Bonnie: Camel.

Bonnie: ...Now get 'em Ash.

Ash: Thanks. Now. What kind of shit u talking about?

Bonnie-Calem: Oh ye, gotta tell you first, he's REALLY dense...

Calem-Bonnie: Wow.

Calem: What I'm trying to say is, YOU stole MY girl by STEALING her heart!

Ash: Oh. Yeah. That. 

All: ???

Ash: You see, before she even met you, she met me. And when she started traveling with me; she started to have feelings. ✨And that's not my problem.✨

Bonnie: Lemme get my popcorn real quick.

Marin: I'll make some too.

Alain: This is even better than a movie. 😯

Ash: Now If you'll excuse me, I'll kick you out of the chat.

Calem: WAIT, WHAT, NO.

Serena: Sorry Calem, but everything he spat at you is true...

Clemont: Ok, at least that's over.

Calem was kicked out of the chat

Bonnie: Bye, bye little bitch!

All: BONNIE 😶💀


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