I =Fantasy (Dandy x reader)

pt.1

In short, it was like this: you and the other Toons were sitting in the dorm and talking about graduation.

then suddenly there was a scuffling and whining outside the door and the door flew open and shrimpo flew into the room and he was like, "AW, HELP, HELP AAH-"

and it became clear to everyone that he angered dandy again and he turned into his Twisted form (WHY DOES HE REMIND ME OF BAPHOMET?!)

then the Twisted Dandy Gigachad itself came in and then you sighed and started thinking about what to do:

what should you do with Dandy so that he turns back into himself:

-pat him on the head and tell him that he is the sweetest creature in the world.

-sing Morgenstern's song "CADILLAC" in Arabic

-read the Bible.

-Go into a ninja-style fight with him.

-Show him the astro x Dandy ship

-fight him with Jojo references and epic music from Symphogear.

-Tell Dandy he's gay.

-send the fuck.

-Play the flute music from Touhou

-Kill him like Rika Furude.

-to put on a maid's non-suit.

-turn into Sailor Moon and just fight him.

-turn it into a Flowey from undertale.

-Summon all the gods.

-Kiss him on the lips.

-do nothing.

- summon the author of this whole Book.

-Summon The Boiled One.

-to call Lika von Gethen, the witch of hate and music, so that she would come and talk to him.