The Affair [Version Freaking 3]

Story to prove im alive

Ok so uhm don't freak out, I'm not crazy!! This is a joke between me and my freind friend
Idk how to explain it, so you'll have to live in mystery forever
Anyway as the tittle says
This was only posted to prove I'm still here, and ermm kinda working on this story.......
Anyway I forgor how to use proper grammar so HELP!!!
Also I'm not quite active here like ever
Whoops.............
SWEAR ILL ONE DAY WORK ON IT SND GET IT DONE
I DID JUST UÑDATE SOME OF IT RN

'I need to shit so bad' Ramira thought thought as she made her way to the restroom door and opened it. She walked into the room as normal until she glanced at the toilet and paused in her steps.

Something about it seemed strange.. alluring almost. Wait... almost? No, that isn't right..
Has the toilet ever looked this enticing?
Ramira stepped closer to the strange shaped ceramic, and admired it silently.
Why does it seem so.. different.... ?
The long haired girl reached her hand out to a button at the top of the toilet. Everything seemed like it was in slow motion for her.

After she pressed the button, a loud sound erupted from the toilet, water from the toilets tank rushed down from the holes in the upper part of the inside of the bowl. This sound... it's never felt so.. exciting.

Ramira felt her face warm up the more she admired the now oh so strange piece of porcelain art it took her a while to actually realize she was blushing.
How come she's grown so infatuated with a concrete construct so suddenly? The girl questioned herself in her mind out of confusion.

In quick seconds, confusion turned into rage.
She anxiously thought back and forth about these odd thoughts in her head, as her body freezes and her breathing turned rigid. Her anger increased.

Feeling overwhelmed by the consuming fury in her heart, she turned to the drawer where she knew a mallet would be rested. Her family was one of protection over all, after all.
She picked the mallet up and turned back to the toilet that increased her wrath.

Ramira lifted the mallet towards the toilet and started brutally beating the ceramic construction with all her strength. She beat the toilet until it was all in pieces on the ground.

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Bad ending
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"Oh yea, keep squirting out of your holes, Toilet-Chan..." said the crazy fucking psychopath of a woman.
*flush**flush**flush!*

Ramira kept on flushing the toilet nonstop until she heard a voice to her right. "Ay, what the hell are you doing??" That's startled Ramira out of her trance.
She flinched and snapped her body to face the door where the voice came from and answered back. "Laura?? Uhm.. what are you doing here.."
Ramira could see the expression on her sisters face twist with irritation.
"Bitch, I asked a question first. You keep on flushing the toilet, we can all hear it. My mom told me to stop you. Also the door was open dumbass."
Laura's getting on Ramiras nerves.. just interrupting her toilet time.. ugh!
Ramira moved to lunge at Laura.

But before she could strike, Laura pulled out three machine guns. "Why the fuck are you trying to attack me, bitch?!"
Ramira angrily got on the ground started screaming while occasionally growling and barking.
"Ah hell nah.. this bitch is actually crazy......." Melany looked fed up at this point. " MOOOMMMMM!! RAMIRA JUST CAME OUT AS A FURRY!!!!"
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Good ending

Or not, you choose lol.
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