y/n's in the meeting room of I.M.P headquaters lighting up his cheep cigar and smokes in his cigar as he sat down on a chair next to millie
who's sititng next with blitzo holding his flintlock who's aiming it at the old television playing the cherub commercial. y/n watches it too
and scowls at the commercial at how bullshit it is, if those cherubs wanting to help people then why not help mutants who are getting either
killed or discriminated against by humans. it made y/n skeptical if heaven hates mutants or not like humans down on earth.
anyway blitzo blasts the tv with his flintlock pistol and it explodes being caught on fire. y/n smirks
amused that blitzo shut that commercial up finally with his flintlock pistol.
MILLIE: nice one, B!
BLITZO: gimmer another, mox.
moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debree of what remains of that old tv and puts another old fashioned tv onto the stand.
he turns it on with a scared look on his face as it plays 666 news with the logo on the screen. blitzo pours gundpowder in his flintlock
pistol not interested.
BLITZO: eh, nah. not feelin' it. next!
moxxie changes the channel as it shows a demonically dressed betty boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically up and down with
her prominant bouncing breasts ad holds a pitchfork. y/n watches this baffled that he's seeing betty boop bounce her exposed breast up and
down, never in his life he'd thought he would see something like that.
moxxie flinches in anticipation of blitzo firing his flintlock and sees millie and blitzo have a bored look on their faces
even y/n felt little bored and let's out a pff of smoke from is cigar and puts it back in his mouth smoking.
BLITZO: uh-huh, keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...
moxxie changed the channel again. wally wackford appears on the screen dressed in white and wearing a black top hat holding
his cane. he begins his commercial of goofy gadgets. y/n remembers that imp on the scream as he saw him running when he and blitzo
were fighting robofizz.
WALLY WACKFORD [TV]: i say, i say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?
Y/N HOWLETT: no.
WALLY WACKFORD [TV]: WELL, call me at wally wally wackford's wacky idea factory, where you make the things and i male
the money! *pleading look* please, i'm very desperate!
BLITZO: bingo! *shoots and explodes tv leaving debree as moxxie ducked down to avoid being shot*
MILLIE: WOO! you're on a roll, sir!
y/n senses the rumbling and took out his cigar from his mouth and loona is awoken by the sudden rumbling which also knocks her
cup over, spilling the contents in it. y/n got up and flung his cigar in the bin near him.
LOONA: guys...do you feel that?
Y/N HOWLETT: since when does hell start shaking?
BLITZO: oh, shit! is that a hellshake?
Y/N HOWLETT: hellshake? is that even a thing, blitz?
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THE WOLVERINE OF I.M.P.
Fanfictiony/n's life hasn't been an easy one. living for over 100 hundred years will do that to a man. he's been through so many painful wars he's been a soldier, a spy, a samurai he even used to be a mercenary. but he always goes by THE WOLVERINE. after havi...
