WHY DID I MAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by jaxfan000

by jaxfan000

Baby Shark was the most popular boy in high school. He had giant, fluffy, glamorous, ears. He was also a super rich Mafia boss and he was so alpha that everyone exploded from pure alphaness when they saw him.

You were just a quiet nerd with skibidi rizz, who wasn't like the other girls. You didn't enjoy makeup, alpha things, or sigma things. You enjoyed reading books instead.

Everyone in school crowded around Baby Shark in the hallways, but you were too busy reading to pay attention to him. No one in school noticed you due to your skibidi rizz nature, but today Baby Shark noticed you, he noticed how beautiful you were under those many layers of books. And he wanted you to be his...

"Hey cutie, the name is Baby Shark," He said as he slowly approached you. Everyone gasped! They never expected Baby Shark, the handsomest boy in school to talk to you, a level -1000 gyatt.

"Don't call me a Cutie, we just met!" You responded. Everyone gasped even louder this time. No one had ever disrespected an alpha before!

"You have nice eyes Cutie! You should stop using them to read that book, and look at me with them," Baby Shark told you.

"This isn't the 1940's, I can read whenever I want." You remarked. Baby Shark fainted. No one ever talked to him like that! He was used to getting whatever wanted!

"Stop acting like such an alpha! I know what you really are behind that disguise of yours!" You said.

"W-What are you talking about!?!?!?!?!?! I-I don't have a disguise!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have always been an alpha wolf boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He stuttered. You could tell he was getting more and more nervous by the second.

"You aren't an alpha wolf boy!!!!!!!!! You are a Lankybox!!!!!!!!" You announced. In this school, Lankyboxes are the biggest losers and they have -100000000000000000000000000000000 gyatts.

"I AM NOT A LANKYBOX!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed. Then you started chanting a magic spell, and suddenly his true form was revealed.

"OMG HE IS A LANKYBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone exclaimed. They were all so distraught that their perfect alpha boyfriend was secretly a content farmer! So they lit Baby Shark on fire.

From that point, you were the new popular girl, and was recognized as the school hero for exposing a lankybox. The end.