silly murder drones oneshots :3

unnamed vuzi fic

Uzi opened the door to the pod, and of course, she saw V sleeping. I mean, what else can you expect from somebody when you've chained them up to a chair. She couldn't blame her.

She stepped up to where she was previously working on the pod and put down the part she had brought in from outside, next to her railgun, and grabbed her wrench. It was kind of cramped, though, because V happened to be literally right next to her. Sometimes she felt bad for tying her up like this, she knew she would feel terrible if she did the same thing to N, but she just clung on to the thought that V was more violent and actually deserved it. 

For a second she thought about moving V away, then suddenly V grabbed onto her waist. Even though V was sleeping, her tail started to wag from the touch, and Uzi just stood there, frozen. Eventually she reached out and pet V on the head, which made her start making a strange purring-like noise. She rolled her eyes and continued.

After probably a minute of doing this she awkwardly glanced back at the control panel she was about to work on and put her wrench down, trying to think of what to do about V clinging on to her. She felt V's grip tighten, and then got pulled into her arms into her lap. Her visor covered with blush, but she didn't struggle against it, and sat with her.

A few minutes passed by and V seemed to slowly wake up, she was about to move so V wouldn't realize what happened but she was tugged back into her embrace and just gave up. V's tail came up and wrapped around her, she fiddled with the stinger part of it. 

V woke up and looked down at Uzi, who was awkwardly being hugged against her chest and smiled smugly at her, letting go and putting her arms behind her head.

Uzi rolled her eyes with an annoyed expression, still held by V's tail, but she didn't move it.

"I should move you to another side of the pod." Uzi said flatly.

"Oh noooo, whatever will I do when I'm a few more feet away from where I am in the present, how tragic." V mocked, using a dramatic and sarcastic voice as she stretched her arms behind her head.

"At this point I'll just tell N that you keep trying to play tug-of-war with my limbs." Uzi retorted, nudging V's stinger.

"Awwwww, am I not your favorite?~ Do you like N more then me?~" V said, again in a mocking tone.

"At this rate, yes." 

"Ugh, you're no fun," V pouted, slowly unwrapping her tail from Uzi's torso.

Uzi leaned over and patted V's head a few times, making her jump from the unexpected touch, but she just leaned into her hand like a cat.

"...If I stop bullying you will you do that again"

"No."

"Ugh, worth a shot."

"..."

"What if I be reallyyy quiet"

"I don't think that is possible. So still no."

"Please??~ I'm only loud because it's super boring being chained up with nothing to do besides sleep."

Uzi didn't respond after that and looked like she was considering it, V scooted over her chair slightly and leaned up against her side again. 

"Back woman, back I say." Uzi said, shooing away V with her hand.

"Nooooooooooooooooooo" V whined, almost immediately met with Uzi nudging her away.

V bit Uzi's hand, not harshly enough to make her bleed but enough to make her yelp and pull back. 

"Ewwww, gross..." Uzi said, holding her own hand and looking at V with an annoyed expression.

"What, you don't like love bites?" V said, crossing her arms and leaning back in her chair.

"Bite- Okay I get that now, but you're intelligent enough to understand it's just a mantra!!"

"Oh wow, you're calling me smart, thank you," V pretended to coo, grinning at her.

"At this point I might take up your offer just to get you to shut up."

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" V hummed, as if she was going to retract her deal.

"Answer is still no. Be quiet or I'll make N babysit you."

"Ughh, fine, just don't expect to be safe from my sneak attacks."

"Oh, how scary, I think at this point I'll just leave." Uzi said, turning towards the door.

"Nooo don't leave meee~" V said, wrapping her tail once again around Uzi's waist and tugging her towards where she was sitting.

"You're getting tiring." Uzi stated flatly.

She felt V's tail loosen around her waist, then V hugging her from behind and pulling her down back into her lap, nudging her face into the back of Uzi's neck. They both silently sat like that for a few seconds.

"-And really touchy."

"You know that it's boring and lonely in here.." V said, her voice muffled from her head being in Uzi's hair.

Uzi decided against resisting and let V cuddle her, eventually reaching up to pet her again, which was met with her purring, louder than before.