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MangoBoom: Bro? You on?

FomNzr: ...yeah, I said I'd do it after I'm finished.

MangoBoom: Do what?

FomNzr: Get out of my room!

MangoBoom: Bro, is that your mum?

DoodleDooDah123: I'm on! What's up?

MangoBoom: Fomzer's about to get slapped by his mum.

DoodleDooDah123: Ha ha!

FomNzr: She won't do nothing.

DoodleDooDah123: Careful, mate, you remember what happened to Beeny.

BananananaBandit654: BB is in the chat! What have I missed?

DoodleDooDah123: Fomzer's about to get slapped by his mom.

FomNzr: Bro, I sorted it.

BananananaBandit654: What happened to Beeny?

FomNzr: Is he on?

MangoBoom: Why would Beeny be on the chat?

FomNzr: Because I invited him.

MangoBoom: No way.

DoodleDooDah123: It's a joke.

FomNzr: No joke, bro. I was sat next to Beeny in maths, so I invited him.

MangoBoom: He's serious. He really did it.

FomNzr: He's online, I can see him.

DoodleDooDah123: Still got like an hour before his broken-ass PS4 actually loads up the game.

MangoBoom: Dare you to finish the story.

DoodleDooDah123: What?

MangoBoom: The story about Beeny's mum. You were going to tell the story.

DoodleDooDah123: Everyone's heard it.

MangoBoom: Fomzer hasn't.

FomNzr: I know about Beeny's mum.

BananananaBandit654: I never heard it.

DoodleDooDah123: Doesn't matter. He'll be on in a sec.

MangoBoom: That's what I'm saying, bro! I dare you to tell the story before he joins the chat.

DoodleDooDah123: I'm not doing that.

MangoBoom: Come on! Like you said, you've got like an hour before he's actually here.

BananananaBandit654: Someone's gonna have to tell me the story now.

DoodleDooDah123: Fine! Beeny's parents didn't like him playing video games. He'd get like a half-hour limit on screentime or whatever.

BananananaBandit654: Harsh!

DoodleDooDah123: Right? So, one time Beeny is on and everyone's giving him grief about this half-hour situation.

BananananaBandit654: Why?

FomNzr: Because it was annoying! We'd be halfway through a match and about to take the win and then Beeny would quit because his screen time was up.

BananananaBandit654: So, he's ranked, yeah? Pretty impressive on half-an-hour a day.

FomNzr: Nah, bro, he was bad, real bad. But you don't quit just before the end of a match, bro. It's not cool.

MangoBoom: You invited him!

FomNzr: We need the numbers!

DoodleDooDah123: Can I finish the story? Right, so there was this one game and we're all giving Beeny grief because we're about to take the win but we know he's gonna quit. And Beeny loses it, starts screaming at us. I never heard this kid curse before, but you should've heard what he was saying, it was nasty. Couple of us start giving it back, like, because we think he's going at us, but he's not, he's talking about his mum. Then the next thing we hear is his mum's voice, right? She's in the room!