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Prologue 1a: An equally shitty rewrite

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"Shit... " Brian thought silently, trembling, as another tank chased after him, shooting bullet after bullet after bullet at his shield, one even hitting him in his shield. "..Cowering? I expected better from a tank of your level." The tank roared at him, dashing towards him at the speed of a comet, and attempting to ram into him. He dodged to the side and bared his teeth at the comet, shooting bullets from his cannon directly at this tak's face. Now, if you've read the original, unrevised version of this story, (i feel for you) you would know that this tank is now a comet, and not a fighter.

"Pathetic efforts, lead to pathetic achievements." The comet growled, simply grabbing his bullets and crushing them with its claws, then approaching him with their teeth bared. "I wish I could say I'm impressed. But I'm not. Not even close. This was the most pathetic attempt to fight a bosses minion i've ever seen." Without giving him any more time to react, the boss minion lunged forward, literally faster than the speed of a cheetah, and held Brian down with their arms, pressing their cannon against his head, as they growled louder.

"ARGH- DUDE. YOU STARTED THIS FIGHT." He yelled, squirming and trying to get away.

"That's right. And i'll be the one to finish it too." The comet smirked, preparing to shoot a bullet. "What other last words would you have??"

Brian growled, and narrowed his eyes, clenching his fists as he submits and forfeits. "Listen. Jack would not let this slide. Just because I'm in a pickle doesn't mean I don't have a chance-" He hollered at the comet, kicking them in between the legs, and watched them squeal and shout in pain. "TO WIN!" He shouted too, ramming into the mini comet at light speed. The comet yelped, and seemed to have taken a shit ton of damage from that. It's fine. It stood back up, and dashed back towards him too, attempting a ram attack as well. This was the most intense fight Brian had had in a while. He tiredly dodged the attack, to the frustration and dismay of the comet.

"YOU PUNY FUCKING BABY DOLL." it screamed in rage and stomped around; it didn't seem too happy either, because it jumped back abruptly, and pointed all 5 cannons it had at his head, and aimed it towards hia head, cackling sinisterly. Instinctively, Brian used his bullets to try to propel himself away from its auto turrets, in a completely opposite direction, in a futile escape attempt. This resulted in him getting shot in the back of the head instead causing him to stumble forward and cry out in pain, as blood rushes out of hia head. His eyes start to droop because of this.

"Now... Time for the real revelation and reason why I attacked you." The comet sneered as it walks carefully ober to where he had fell a nasty gleam in its eyes. "Where are THEY.'"

"Brown team?"

"WHAT ELSE." The comet screeched.

"You're in denial." he groans, rolling his eyes. "Brown team is no more. I was hoping you, of all tanks, would know that."

It screamed loud, and sunk its fangs into his shield and body, flinging and banging hi a round like a ragdoll. Brian yelped and screeched at the top of his lungs, even more blood gushing and pouring from his shield.

"OR I CAN JUST MAKE YOU DINNER INSTEAD."

"...no need to yell so much." His voice was strained, as he was very low on health. "Maybe you could consult the arena closers to respawn your boss. Your boss hasn't spawned for over 12 years." *He rolled over and panted, sweat streaming down his face. "Listen, the only thing i know is that sassafras would the the closest to brown team as I can g-get you."