The date was November 4th, 2024. Let's see what's happening in Negi Root City today. Linnie Jasiewicz (In This Painful Twilight) can be seen on her computer talking to her girlfriend Catherina Lamboley on Zoom.
In This Painful Twilight: So, how's your family doing?
Catherina: Everybody's doing good. Even Acerola and her Ghost-type Pokemon. And her boyfriend Albert, of course.
In This Painful Twilight: Cool.
Catherina: You know, Acerola lost her virginity to the good Lord a few days after her 18th birthday.
In This Painful Twilight: Why did she do that?
Catherina: I don't know. I guess she wanted to bang the good Lord because Albert wasn't ready for it yet. At least Acerola got the achievement now.
In This Painful Twilight: Would you want the achievement for yourself once you turn 18?
Catherina: Well, I don't know what his body is like in his birthday suit. I bet he's pretty hot. Maybe that's why he's the Lord. But we're getting off-topic here. I called you because I saw that today is your birthday. Happy birthday.
In This Painful Twilight: Thank you. I'm turning 18. I'm finally an adult.
Catherina: Nice. I'm only 16, but I'm turning 17 on January 7th. Don't forget it.
In This Painful Twilight: I won't.
And so, Linnie and Catherina kept talking for a few more minutes until they both had to leave.
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In This Painful Twilight's 18th Birthday
FanfictionIn This Painful Twilight, or her real name Linnie Jasiewicz, is having her 18th birthday on November 4th, 2024. She talks to her girlfriend on Zoom. This is a one-shot.
