It was the war of Vietnam, the first war they let Sogies fight on the front lines. As we kept moving forward through the deep trench we felt as if we were going as far back from camp as Sogie's hairline from her forehead, jk she doesn't have one. Then we all split up because no one could bear looking at Sogie's hairline any longer. I walked around looking for food to scavenge but I came across something else, or should I say it came across me. A wild Julio appeared in its natural habitat, these were very hard to come by because of the deforestation of the current war.
"Hey there little guy" I said softly so I wouldn't alarm it.
The young Julio called to its crew and a bunch of other animals came over.
One was a Salman, the other was a Joey, A Liliana, An Asude, A Trinity and a tiny Victor who was there but wasn't there, but he still was there.
I gazed my eyes upon the animals who were most likely the last of their kind.
"Haha look at this fag gazing at us and what not." Said the young Salman.
"Yeah ikr" said the Julio.
"Who tf you calling a fag, fag?" I said.
"STOP ALL THIS ARGUING" Joey while trying to play gta but end up sucking dick at it.
"You gotta stop playing those games and go catch food for the kids!" The Trinity said.
"Hi guys can I say something?" said the Victor.
"NO!" everyone including me said in unison.
Sogie came out of no where and shot every single one of the creatures.
"Tf was that for?" I asked.
"This is the closes thing to a hair line I can get." Sogie said as she grabbed a knife and skinned the Salman's amazing hair.
"But..But thats fur.."
"Closest Thing" Sogie said.