BEYBLADE BURST RANDOM SCENARIOS PT 2 (FT. MY NEW & IMPROVED BEYBLADE OCS)

Society's Menace

Vee: Wanted to make some funny scenarios with Carla and Shu. Featuring Stream, an emotionally stunted 14 year old being a constantly pissed and tired mentor who has zero experience and zero clue on how to teach this 12 year old kid who doesn't have an off switch. Oh and Valt's also there because why wouldn't he be. And I also just wanna clarify that none of the events that happen in this story didn't happen in my main Beyblade OCs AU. This will contain some lore drops but other than that it's just pure crack content with random updates of my life here and there.

Time of occurrence: Beyblade Burst Turbo (season 3)

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Stream: *enters room looking pissed and annoyed as hell*

Valt: Oh hey, Stream- *notices her expression* Woah...

Stream: Hey.

Valt: What happened?

Stream: You mean who happened.

Valt: Oh- did Carla steal your phone again?

Stream: What- no! It's worse! She escaped.

Valt: What do you mean escaped?

Stream: She got out of her dorm room at night and I couldn't find her anywhere.

Valt: Wait- seriously!? We gotta find her! She could be in trouble somewhere!

Stream: I'm more concerned about other people who come across her...

Valt: Why's that?

Stream: She's a menace to society that can and will cause irreparable chaos wherever she goes.

Valt: Well, I'm sure it's not that bad, right?

Stream: .......

Valt: Right?

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Meanwhile in America......

Carla: *breaks down the door to the Raging Bulls* SHU KURENAI!!!! I'M COMING FOR YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!

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Stream: ..... I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Valt: *gets a call* Hmm? It's Shu. *picks up the call*

Shu: Hey uhhh Valt? Mind explaining why one of BC SOL's recruits broke into the Raging Bulls?

Stream: God dammit that little piece of shit.... *grabs the phone from Valt*

Valt: Wha- hey!

Stream: Hey, yeah so that's my new apprentice or some shit, I dunno my big sis says she found her on the street. Don't mind her, just bring her back to Spain and let me be the only one to deal with her bullcrap. *thinks: How the hell did she get all the way to America...?*

Shu: Wait- That's your apprentice?

Stream: Yeah, annoying, I know.

Shu: Well.... *loud crash in the background* !!!

Carla: Sorry! I missed my launch!

Shu: ... She could use some work.

Stream: Wait- is she training right now!?

Shu: Yeah, she said she bought plane tickets and flew all the way here, turns out she just wanted my autograph. She didn't have any money to fly back, so I gave her my autograph and asked her to train here for the time being.

Stream: Wha- plane tickets? But she doesn't have enough money to- *realized that she stole HER money* OH THAT STUPID LITTLE BITCH!

Valt: *puts hand on her shoulder* Woah, calm down. She probably just doesn't know better.

Stream: Valt, I've been training Carla for months, she's done nothing but get under my skin! Not only that, her blading skills are total crap!

Shu: We all suck before we get better, right? I mean look at Valt.

Valt: HEY!

Shu: Look- the point is, just be patient, she'll improve. *flinches as he hears another loud crash in the background* Someday.

Carla: Oh shit I cracked the window, is that bad!?

Shu: *looks back at Carla with a heavy sigh* It's fine... we can still pay for another... Just keep trying, and remember the stance I taught you! Also, make sure to keep your arm that's holding the launcher still! And please, aim somewhere that doesn't have any fragile things in the way, alright?

Carla: Oh, okay! Thanks Shu Kurenai!

Shu: *chuckles while eyerolling playfully before looking back at Stream*

Stream: *looks at Shu with a flabbergasted look* .........

Valt: No offense Stream, but how do you not know how to do this kind of stuff?

Stream: *growls* Shut up...

Valt: *chuckles softly*

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Vee: Moral of the story. Stream does not know how to teach, Carla is a menace to society, Valt is cutie-ful as usual, and Shu has accepted his fate as the only person who knows what they're doing. Also, I'm tired of ppl mischaracterizing Shu, like dude- he's literally the most mature person out of everyone in Beyblade Burst! (Or at least in season 3 and above anyway)